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First May 16 in many years without shenanigans. "And when their are no more believers, he will return"

@KaufmanLives How's the doc progressing?

@StephenMaddox Thanks for the info. I think we'll try one of these out.

@StephenMaddox For real, I've got soap bubbles the size of Danny Devito over here. What are your patching secrets.

@StephenMaddox, I know you are a master of air mattress living. Patching tips. I've enough leaks to wake up at the other side of the room...

@deepmouth Cool, just didn't want to see Tony getting stood up in an empty 8H.

@deepmouth There's no SNL on May 23.

@TheRantCast get that kaufcast #3 out, would love to have a listen!

@deepmouth I remember old Ebbole. Always speaking in tongues. Smaddox even made some appearances back then, from Moscow even!

The mole! youtube.com/watch?v=UFS6Ky…

@agkaufman You should get @premiumbusiness . Would make your voice louder. Should be easy enough, presuming you are (M) A Kaufman.

@ChrisGethard Ask: Does Michael still maintain he received a letter from Andy in 1999.

@WWCQDO @CurtClendenin @KaufmanLives Although, should we ever meet, I will be happy to honor the happy meal voucher.

@WWCQDO @CurtClendenin @KaufmanLives It's important to recognize that nothing I say should be taken seriously, or with any hidden meaning.

@kaufmanreturns Bob, in one of your podcast appearances you quipped "he could be some bald 300 pound guy." Is he in fact a 300 Lb cue ball?

The cow goes.

Test successful. With eye rolls, the butterfly effect has been adjusted for a better outcome. Ted in NJ will no longer stub his toe 3/15/14

New Joke #4: Man walks into a bar. Succumbs to debilitating alcoholism. (They can't all be winners folks.)