Justin Dearing

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@jdanton @ErikaBakse "BSD our terminal UX isn't as bad as Solaris, and our FS developers never killed their wives"

@zippy1981 @ErikaBakse be careful, you might start using ReiserFS.

How is this hell hole?

@ErikaBakse Yeah you know what, tooting is fun and all, but its starting to have adverse effects. I'm spending a lot of time on a netbsd shell account and using zsh.

@zippy1981 Not as good as the other site. Need a code?

Over the last six months, SumoLogic, NewRelic, and Splunk have all been sold off to private equity firms (or noted tech graveyard Cisco). I think it's harder than people realize to innovate for the next generation of observability when you were built to solve the last one.

@sqlmal @sqL_handLe Looking forward to catching up on mastadon. I rarely go here

@Rubberduck203 since I have thought it, you too much think it. You probably only need a hand full of com objects in order to extend wsh so that you could transpile any arbitary modern typescript or javascript to it. No one should do this of course.

@sqlgrrl I want to go to tractor supply!!!

You cannot put the other Olson Sister in a period piece where she plays a housewife.

@sqlgrrl Do you have a stream that could power a water wheel? You could probably power a lathe with that and from there build a steam engine. Then you could have a narrow track railroad.

Well my 7th generation kindle doesn't want to download a book I just bought. It's being weird about my wifi network. I guess I will reset it.

@AirborneGeek I grace you with my presence and you don't have the decency to fulfill my deep seated desire to be harshly judged? Don't you know I have 12 years of Catholic education? The drama is fine. Horseshoe theory is actually horseshoe law. Humans are dumb. Computers are also dumb.

@AirborneGeek I am now soliciting your opinion on me seeking a bluesky invite

@ErikaBakse @AirborneGeek So, I'm sure she said bad things at some point. I'm sure she has work to do on herself. I'm also sure that if I looked to deeply into it I'd probably determine she is a better person than me. I have stopped sending $8 a month to her ko-fi and moved it to the org. I wish her well

@ErikaBakse @AirborneGeek Being a trans lesbian who runs a mastadon instance out of your garage obviously doesn't make you immune to racism and other bad things, but anyway: 1. she stepped down in a day because she already set up a whole ass legal org to run it 2. I can't find the actual accusations

@anotarian @IrishSQL @crashdan Wait, whut, the council is your chartered org representive? I thought that was only for like "in-school." Can't you find a unitarian church? Won't the non-profits that abandonded boy scouts for hating the gays welcome you back?

There's some chatter about starting up the south jersey sql server chapter (SJSSUG) again but concern about speakers. Is there a good place to start besides just posting here on #sqlfamily? More details to come. Reach out to me if interested.

@AirborneGeek Yes you told me so and I deserve this.

@AirborneGeek Yes, its the Jack thing. Also, last I checked this is still America, so if I want to blindly follow the advice of individuals unqualified to give it, I can because I am an adult. No I don't want to really do blue sky, but some DRAMA happened on my mastadon instance.