Matt Pepper

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

@cjsnowdon @loupepper suspect you already knew this!

The amazing thing about the Abbey Road photo is that there were only six shots taken and they were all awful apart from the one that absolutely nailed it.

The lady at the charity shop today told me that she wishes people would clear out their children's old toys in the lead up to Christmas rather than after because she always sees a number of parents in the days before Christmas looking for toys for their little ones who might be strapped for cash. She said there's very rarely anything in just before, but that they get inundated with toys in the days after. And it really made me think about it in a way I never would have before. If you know your child is going to get lots of presents from Father Christmas this year, by clearing out your cupboards a few days early, you could make another child's Christmas a lot more special too. Saw this & thought I'd repost.

@NetflixUK @loupepper @KateRidleyMoy

Based on Richard Osman's bestseller, and starring Helen Mirren, Pierce Brosnan, Ben Kingsley and Celia Imrie. THE THURSDAY MURDER CLUB premieres 28 August.

My column on Trump wanting to accept a $400m plane from the Qatari government that he gets to keep at the end of his period in office. Whenever that may be! theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

To say I had the time of my life speaking in honour of @GreenDay and their contribution to music would be an understatement. And a little cliche. So instead I’ll just say congratulations and a massive thank you to Billie Joe — who has been so gracious to @Wrexham_AFC and team Deadpool&Wolvie. Huge congrats to Mike, Tre and the countless folks behind the scenes for the countless years of joy and cultural commentary they’ve given us all. And Ollie… please. Call me. #GreenDay

@MaryRoseMuseum @loupepper this is brilliant!

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

David Lammy is getting a lot of vitriol today for being a hypocrite, which on the one hand I can understand. But on the other hand he’s the Foreign Secretary, what was he supposed to do? Knee him in the balls and call him a c*nt?

There is an unwritten law that whenever you open a packet of tablets, you will open it at the end with the folded over leaflet.

@ATRightMovies Shindler’s List

What is the greatest film you will never watch again?

@vitt2tsnoc @loupepper

UK at Christmas

In the time between Oasis splitting up and reforming, Watford have had 19 managers, Luis Suarez has bitten 3 people, Chelsea have signed nearly 200 players, Man City have accumulated 115 charges, VAR has been introduced, and Tottenham still haven’t won anything.

A little clarification, since this is a topic that people are surprisingly passionate about: “Next Sunday” is in 6 days. Because it is the next Sunday. “This Sunday” is also in 6 days. They are the same day. So is “Sunday coming”. Same day. However, If you have already referred to Sunday coming as “this Sunday”, you may then refer to “THE next Sunday” as the following Sunday after that, but that does not make it “next Sunday” Generally though, If you want to talk about the Sunday after the next one, you should say “Sunday Week”. Hope this clarifies matters, and resolves the issue in a way that requires no further discussion.