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Roommate #1: di po kasi ako palakausap ng tao Roommate #2: opo ate inverter po siya HAHAHAHAHA HOY ANDAMI KONG TAWA INSIDE HAHAHAHAHAHA DITO KO NALANG ITATAWA WAIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

As a girl, not being financially independent is scarier than not getting married.

Nakatakas o pinatakas?

90k na isang hmua for a wedding tapos i250-500 ka per consult ka ng mga hmo hahahaha kyot sarap kurutin labia 😭

“are you free after work?” me after work:

PAANO HINDI IINIT ANG PILIPINAS EH PURO DEMONYO BINOTO NIYO NUNG ELEKSYON

Women don’t owe men anything. The real gag is… what do you bring to the table?

when the job keeps testing you but you need the money

We would be able to produce better doctors in the Philippines and around the world if we stop glorifying sleep deprivation, overworking, humiliation, and romanticizing suffering as part of training and education.

A grandma celebrating the birthday of her dog. the dog didn’t even look at the cake, its eyes were all on grandma..🐕🐾🥺🙂 You don't need lots of friends, just the right ones. ❤️

Always go to the funeral. Always go to the hospital. You don't need to know what to say. In times of profound crisis, people don't remember your words, they only remember whether you showed up for them at their lowest moment.

half a million gagi hiyang hiya mga public servant kuno 🥴 salamat sa buhay mo arshie!

😊 May your success🥇offend the hell outta people who cannot stand to see you win.🏆

Brain parts

everything will be okay in the end