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Cheers to @Gatorade for being innovative, yet original

@nyjetshistory @nyjets

@nyjets The worst thing the NFL ever did was change the number rules. A pass rusher should never wear #31 in the NFL.

stop yelling 🫠

Heard just before the Derby. Great White: I TOLD YOU… I AM A SHARK

If you stay on the phone in an elevator you’re a bad person

@BMonzoRadio is Mike okay?

@KeeperofReal16 @OuttaPocketRG3 Lol had the same thought

@OuttaPocketRG3 Wayne Chrebet.

It’s crazy that you can tell what retired NFL player’s son this is just based off the mannerisms 😂

@atrupar Cant believe he didnt wish us a happy Fuckin’ Easter

President Trump: “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP”

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.

@NYM_News I don't disagree, but it's exactly what happened last year.

HOT TAKE: If we’re overreacting to 3-3, at least mention this… the Mets currently have a 2.50 team ERA (3rd in MLB). I’ll personally take slow offense over bad pitching every time. This lineup will heat up. If the pitching is real, things could get VERY interesting. 👀

@realStephenAlb @Hannibus42 @rkylesmith Lol came here to say the same thing

@Hannibus42 @rkylesmith That’s not an allegory?

TIL that if there were hypothetically a movie about a guy called Grace who boarded a ship called Hail Mary to sacrifice his life to redeem humanity there would be guys too dumb to grasp that this is an allegory.

We have reached the part of twitter where parody accounts are quoting other parody accounts. I gotta get off this site.

You have to save this news for another time. This may be true, but war & Epstein are simply more engaging.

@ChrisGloninger @LindseyGrahamSC I came here to say something similar, but you did it way better

@LindseyGrahamSC ‘A man of peace' who just started bombing another country. The gymnastics you do to keep your nose firmly planted up this man's ass should qualify you for the Olympics, Lindsey.

As I watch and monitor this historic operation, I’m in awe of President Trump’s determination to be a man of peace but at the end of the day, evil’s worst nightmare Well done, Mr. President.

@Mike_Pence Hey Mike. Pipe down. You had your chance. And you failed.

The Congressional Budget Office(CBO) estimates American Consumers and American Businesses bear 95% of the cost of Trump's Tariffs. Time to get back to Free Trade with Free Nations!🇺🇸

@AndyCorn694153 @richarddeitsch Sports. So far left it hurts. Richard, it must be the new kickoff rules. You struck a nerve.

@richarddeitsch A profitable news outlet will be balanced seeking out truth on both sides. Richard, you & yours just want it to continue to peddle far left bullshit. Not a profitable model.

What would be very notable if a reporter can get it — and I'd bet someone at WaPo would leak it — is to get the number of digital sub cancellations The Washington Post experienced this week. Because I'd predict it's a six-figure number.

Watched an old episode of Blues Clues with the kid. And @Tyrese showed up. What a treat. Talk about a versatile actor.

@NickAdamsinUSA Jacob Wohl’s “sitting in a liberal coffee shop” gets a new author

Just walked past Orange Theory on my way to pick up a hot black coffee and overheard half a dozen college women chatting about ‘Melania’ after their workout. They were enamored with the First Lady’s class, humanity, and business acumen. “I, like, didn’t know she was so smart,” one of them said. “Period sis,” another chimed in, “I knew she was beautiful but I had no idea she was so talented too. Slay queen!” “I didn’t realize President Trump was such a good husband,” said another, as the rest nodded in agreement. “The media just lies about him so much. He’s actually such a gentleman.” In hushed tones, they all admitted that they can no longer trust the liberal media or the Democrat party. I think this film just secured the female vote for the GOP in the midterms.

@BMcCarthy32 Not stupid. Great take.

Is this a stupid idea? Two classes of Pass Interference just like facemask penalties. One for intentional and a lesser one for incidental (receiver slows down into the defender etc?)

@NYPost_Mets So Luis Robert? Or Tucker? Lol

The Pope is a White Sox fan, but that's another story. "Smoke" refers to the Vatican when a Pope is elected. White smoke means a decision has been reached.

Me watching Marty Supreme