Chris Heinz

Bill Gates is supporting a California based company called “savor” where they are making “lab butter” from carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and water, which would eliminate the need for cows. They also operate a 25,000 square-foot production facility in Batavia, Illinois. They are targeting restaurants and chefs to not only test their product, but also serve it to customers in their dining establishments. Great, now whenever we go out to eat, not only do we have to ask where the meat comes from but also the freaking butter. I don’t know a single person who wants lab butter, do you? Side bar: I buy Kerry Gold Irish butter (grass-fed) & it’s delicious.

BREAKING: FedEx driver who pleaded guilty to kidnapping and murdering 7-year-old Athena Strand, has been sentenced to death. Tanner Horner snatched Athena while he was delivering a Barbie doll to her home in Paradise, Texas. At one point during the trial, jurors broke down in tears while hearing audio of Horner killing Athena after he told her to take off her shirt and said she was "really pretty." Athena repeatedly asked for her mother before she was killed. "Horner is then heard asking Athena to remove her shirt, and there are several moments when she says "no" and asks for her mom. That was followed by repeated sounds of crying, screaming and banging," NBC reported last month. Following three hours of deliberation today, Horner was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

Will Thomas says he went through a second puberty when he started taking wrong sex hormones. A female puberty this time! No Will. You don’t menstruate and you can’t have a baby. You’re a man. Of course he’s speaking in Boulder CO.