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@zoebread

the world’s least discreet anonymous person and national security risk | https://t.co/bcG05HUVw2

in gland Katılım Mart 2010
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zoë bread@zoebread·
please leave a bad review on my page, trying to get to 0% recommended (currently on 26%) facebook.com/zoebreadbook
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zoë bread@zoebread·
sorry officer, i was only speeding so that waze would tell me where the speed cameras were
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zoë bread@zoebread·
orders up 15.7 THOUSAND percent no money 😭 my accountant is going to murder me when i send him the orders for this month
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zoë bread@zoebread·
why did i think this was a good idea
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across all devices my screen time is 27 hours a day
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@zoebread What have I even just ordered
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zoë bread@zoebread·
@BaricusVeins i didn’t realise £5 was the minimum donation though 😭
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Barry E@BaricusVeins·
@zoebread Your 'mistake' has already raised £95 for charity 😉 the logistical nightmare will be worth it
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zoë bread@zoebread·
@_AWWOT_ oh!! noo i haven’t and the 0 £ orders are stil rolling in!!
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zoë bread@zoebread·
BOG OFFFFFFFFF
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Barry E@BaricusVeins·
@zoebread their sales have gone through the roof overnight after thousands of dimwits were drawn to their website and half of them stayed bought his drivel.
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zoë bread@zoebread·
why has the art gallery i accused of selling ai art commented this on the post
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Wes Dickens@WesleyDickens·
Good luck to everyone of you who going after the @zoebread auction!! I myself am not bidding as I am obligated to only support donkeys and fragile x! I have refrained from making a dementia joke because it is truly awful and I almost forgot my nan died because of dementia.
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zoë bread@zoebread·
who’s “they”, the cat’s non binary parent?
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zoë bread@zoebread·
NO THANK
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zoë bread@zoebread·
i love to drink chair lattes nice woody seated flavour
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zoë bread@zoebread·
books have too many words. most stories can be told in couple words.
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zoë bread@zoebread·
@BaricusVeins i feel a slight discomfort towards anyone who would feel wariness merely at the thought of an person who fears a person who fears a person with fears or other people’s fears
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Barry E@BaricusVeins·
@zoebread I have a general wariness (the category just below a fear) of people who fear people with fears and fear other people's fears!
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zoë bread@zoebread·
I HAVE FONMOAHTG FEAR OF NOT MISSING OUT AND HAVING TO GO
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zoë bread@zoebread·
@BaricusVeins i have a fear of people who would be afraid to say the word FONMOAHTG :-(
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Barry E@BaricusVeins·
@zoebread I have a (genuine) fear of words that sound all wrong as they come out of your mouth... including words like Fonmoahtg
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