zoë bread

please leave a bad review on my page, trying to get to 0% recommended (currently on 26%) facebook.com/zoebreadbook

@BaricusVeins but in poland on the 15th and leaving the uk on the 16th!! its a time traveling parcel!!

@zoebread So, they noticed the mistake in Poland, and without the authority to send it straight from Poland to the US, they did a return to sender. Procedures eh; they are our friend and our enemy 🙂

this item was meant to go to the US but somehow it went from the uk to poland the when it was in poland it left the uk and then landed in the uk, left the international processing centre and got delivered to blackburn

me when my face id isn’t working

i’ll be a completely different person in 6 to 8 months

@zoebread WAIT NO

make long youtube videos or keep new cork up

@sophievibe457 i apologised for being annoying !

@zoebread ok but what did she say 😭

my accountant just said the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

@icbminlove hahaha yes. i don’t think they even got planning permission for that city anyway

@zoebread 💔 ugh i hate when my new ideas conflict with my massive intricately designed cork neighbourhoods i really enjoyed the vlogs from a few years ago so am excited for more long form !! yay plan !!

@icbminlove need the room for filming in :-( i have plan

@zoebread why not both 😔😔

@WesleyDickens you might be the only listener !!!

Also I know it didn't make it to #1 on my list for 2025, but @zoebread you're my most listened to song!

I don't need to wait for December for my Spotify wrapped, let's just look at my lifetime listening stats!

my algorithm just shows me data centres and steve irwin

@LoraMJ2 @_AWWOT_ yes corkalorkalora can remain in her home !!!!!!

@zoebread @_AWWOT_ Although can you can confirm that corkalorkalora lives with bubbles and send proof of life first tbf

@jarstheye this is the worst night of my life so far 😭

@zoebread I’m determined not to mention the straight thumbs

@jarstheye my guns are slippy they won’t stick!!!

@zoebread Stick to your guns! There’s obviously a good reason for you to even consider this - new stuff is exciting!!!

@whatssofunnyxD it’s probably 3x bigger than mary’s floor :(

@zoebread put new cork in mary until a more permanent house for it can be found?

@_AWWOT_ no i don’t think so 😔 she has to die for the greater good or worse bad

@zoebread Can you make YouTube videos from inside the city? It could be your set???? Carefully rearranged to be more flat so you can sit in front of it?????????? QUESTION MARKS???????????????????? 😲😲😲

@sweettoothfern noooooooooo

@zoebread yeah okay nvm more like killing a nice little doggy

@jarstheye @BaricusVeins maybe it could go on her roof!!!!

@BaricusVeins @zoebread If it’s able to be squashed into mary bean’s carcass, it could be a travelling museum!!!! (engine etc. permitting)

new cork i love you but im bringing you down :( rip but i really need the room back 😭