zoë bread

please leave a bad review on my page, trying to get to 0% recommended (currently on 26%) facebook.com/zoebreadbook

sorry officer, i was only speeding so that waze would tell me where the speed cameras were

orders up 15.7 THOUSAND percent no money 😭 my accountant is going to murder me when i send him the orders for this month

why did i think this was a good idea

Do you think we are stupid . Pathetic

across all devices my screen time is 27 hours a day

@diablefemelle entry to win the ugliest piece of art i’ve ever made

@zoebread What have I even just ordered

@BaricusVeins i didn’t realise £5 was the minimum donation though 😭

@zoebread Your 'mistake' has already raised £95 for charity 😉 the logistical nightmare will be worth it

@_AWWOT_ oh!! noo i haven’t and the 0 £ orders are stil rolling in!!

@zoebread Have you had to disable orders? Cause me am no able to buy shirts 😔

BOG OFFFFFFFFF

@BaricusVeins i doubt it !!!!

@zoebread their sales have gone through the roof overnight after thousands of dimwits were drawn to their website and half of them stayed bought his drivel.

why has the art gallery i accused of selling ai art commented this on the post

@whatssofunnyxD it confused me ever so

@zoebread social media intern is fuming but doesn’t have the power to stop it

Good luck to everyone of you who going after the @zoebread auction!! I myself am not bidding as I am obligated to only support donkeys and fragile x! I have refrained from making a dementia joke because it is truly awful and I almost forgot my nan died because of dementia.

who’s “they”, the cat’s non binary parent?

NO THANK

i love to drink chair lattes nice woody seated flavour

books have too many words. most stories can be told in couple words.

@BaricusVeins i feel a slight discomfort towards anyone who would feel wariness merely at the thought of an person who fears a person who fears a person with fears or other people’s fears

@zoebread I have a general wariness (the category just below a fear) of people who fear people with fears and fear other people's fears!

I HAVE FONMOAHTG FEAR OF NOT MISSING OUT AND HAVING TO GO

@BaricusVeins i have a fear of people who would be afraid to say the word FONMOAHTG :-(

@zoebread I have a (genuine) fear of words that sound all wrong as they come out of your mouth... including words like Fonmoahtg