zoë bread

please leave a bad review on my page, trying to get to 0% recommended (currently on 26%) facebook.com/zoebreadbook

i had a nightmare that i started using capital letters at the start of sentences

@BaricusVeins you make me stick

@zoebread Tsk such a tacky joke..

not being able to let things go is a symptom of having wet glue on your hands

flobby has an interview for a job as a news anchor!!!!

@BaricusVeins but in poland on the 15th and leaving the uk on the 16th!! its a time traveling parcel!!

@zoebread So, they noticed the mistake in Poland, and without the authority to send it straight from Poland to the US, they did a return to sender. Procedures eh; they are our friend and our enemy 🙂

this item was meant to go to the US but somehow it went from the uk to poland the when it was in poland it left the uk and then landed in the uk, left the international processing centre and got delivered to blackburn

me when my face id isn’t working

i’ll be a completely different person in 6 to 8 months

@zoebread WAIT NO

make long youtube videos or keep new cork up

@sophievibe457 i apologised for being annoying !

@zoebread ok but what did she say 😭

my accountant just said the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

@icbminlove hahaha yes. i don’t think they even got planning permission for that city anyway

@zoebread 💔 ugh i hate when my new ideas conflict with my massive intricately designed cork neighbourhoods i really enjoyed the vlogs from a few years ago so am excited for more long form !! yay plan !!

@icbminlove need the room for filming in :-( i have plan

@zoebread why not both 😔😔

@WesleyDickens you might be the only listener !!!

Also I know it didn't make it to #1 on my list for 2025, but @zoebread you're my most listened to song!

I don't need to wait for December for my Spotify wrapped, let's just look at my lifetime listening stats!

my algorithm just shows me data centres and steve irwin

@LoraMJ2 @_AWWOT_ yes corkalorkalora can remain in her home !!!!!!

@zoebread @_AWWOT_ Although can you can confirm that corkalorkalora lives with bubbles and send proof of life first tbf

@jarstheye this is the worst night of my life so far 😭

@zoebread I’m determined not to mention the straight thumbs

@jarstheye my guns are slippy they won’t stick!!!

@zoebread Stick to your guns! There’s obviously a good reason for you to even consider this - new stuff is exciting!!!