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Why More, Not Fewer, People Might Start Getting Health Insurance Through Work nyti.ms/XBbqhe

Some states are relying more on prison crews to help fight wildfires nyti.ms/17RADFs

Obama Announces Start Of Annual D.C. Spooktacular onion.com/1eJHB0K

Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached onion.com/18NtOnx

Coming Soon? An Occupy Wall Street Debit Card nyti.ms/16T0B6F

Alumni of some prestigious colleges may be shocked by how their schools rank in income earned by graduates nyti.ms/17wOSxW

This definitely needs a caption.

Terrified Johnny Depp Unable To Remove Tonto Makeup onion.com/18c3Lt1

DNA tests confirm skeleton found in Leicester car park belongs to #RichardIII, last English king to be killed in battle bbc.in/11AGJI6

North Korea Celebrates As Kim Jong-Un Becomes First Man To Walk On Moon onion.com/VsFW6X

We're ignoring these tweets till Fred & Carrie come on our show. RT @ifcportlandia 2 days 'til new #Portlandia!

"Instead of being militant, a new strategy is to... sell organic apples." On the right-wing organic farmers of Germany nyr.kr/11nswOc

At the airport. Going on 6 hours...

Still some tix left for this Sunday's show at Pomona College in the Inland Empire, CA bit.ly/UVYGdE -- THE BEEKEEPERS

.@headandtheheart tell us why it’s so important for young people to vote in this election. RT so your friends know. OFA.BO/rB2Xha

@jimmyfallon zombie run! Zombies chase you and you have to sprint away. Best, most terrifying workout ever.

Bitch #tnyquestion

@TheEllenShow just tell the koi to be more coy

@lbake11 three up two across

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