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Phenomenal 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 @JKCorden #GavinAndStacey

2 x FREE tickets for The Girls Bathroom in Nottingham tonight. Don’t want them to go to waste 🩷 DM me x

Being told you can't afford a mortgage for £700 a month when you're paying £1200 a month for rent for the same house

When you order a pillow on temu

Petition to make Red Leicester mini cheddars available in a share* bag *to eat myself

I’m sorry but @thegelbottleinc have lost their actual minds. First the price rise scandal, now they’re selling plastic display shelves for over £200 each 🤯 this photo from their story has over £1300 worth of plastic shelves WITHOUT adding in the price of the gel bottles 😳

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@ONEM0RESHOT I say good luck to them, I use Temu cos I’m fucking skint 24/7 😭😂

I honestly don’t know where I’d be without my Trev. We don’t deserve dogs 😭❤️

@BBCRadio1PR @BBCR1 @MattEdmondson @MollieKing The best announcement radio 1 could’ve come out with. Scott & Chris left big shoes to fill and Deab & Vicky just aren’t the right fit.

🚨 ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 The iconic duo that is Matt Edmondson & Mollie King will make a move to weekdays with their afternoon show (13:00 – 15:30, Monday to Thursday) from July ✨ We can’t wait to tune into the madness @MattEdmondson & @MollieKing ❤

@ladbible @GhostHunsPod To clarify - because suzie says it all the damn time, not because I want @GhostHunsPod to go in the bin. Definitely not. 😂😂😂

@ladbible Every time I hear this saying I think of you guys, mainly suzie 🤣 @GhostHunsPod

Name something which needs to get in the f*****g bin...

Becoming a grown up is realising Pepsi Max is 10000x better than Coke Zero

@thoughtsofnerd_ If they’re fault you have the right to return them regardless of whether you have the receipt or tags attached x

Stopped by sainsburys on the way home tonight to see if they had any slippers because mine have a hole in the bottom. Found a cute pair, size 4-6 which is slightly too big but they don’t do any smaller and that size is usually fine for slippers

End scene, that’s surely gotta be Kieron’s mum cos of that headscarf?#TopBoy

I’m so broody and I’m not sure whether I’m broody for a baby or another puppy 🥹

@Wealth_Pill @TeenagerBook Taxreturn! 😂🤣

In ONE word why do you think people choose a 9-5 over starting their own business?

@NoContextHumans Signs. The alien at the kids birthday party 😭

@annabel_palmerx How much please? ☺️

@DeanoMck Are these still available please?

Any cunt on my twitter interested in 2 Sat tickets for Radio 1 Big Weekend in Dundee? Free Peh if you take them aff my hands? 😂😂😂😂