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//context 4 who zolo is and what his deal is 4 those who r unaware. mild cw i think idk, he beats a kid to death is that a bad thing

@VOLOERG0SUM Me.

how many people would like to assassinate me if i were a political figure

@gingervolo get a new one! ^_^ im free next sunday

anyone have advice on what to do when your partner hates you 🌟

i think from time to time of a question someone once asked me. 'do the means justify the ends?', and i think it does. i think the man who asked me that is a fool. i think fools should die. i think a lot, i realize now.

@gingervolo okay but if you need something im your guy! ^_^ ^_^ dont think im not ^_^

@zolo_0487 oh, because my tears can fix things and a friend wanted to keep some just in case! don’t worry, i’m already all done 🌟

if you see me crying today, don’t mind me! i need to gather a liter of my tears by tomorrow .·°՞(っ-ᯅ-ς)՞°·.

@gingervolo ^_^ i learned it for you !

@zolo_0487 aww! what a cute little face! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) i like using cute little faces!!

i lost my phone to some unfortunate circumstances, but im back ^_^ nothing bad happened and if that blonde fucking twit tells you otherwise shes lying and you should always believe me! ok! ^_^ look at this fade i can do. ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

@HisuianRelic we can swap giratinas. im sure mine would LOVE. to meet you. shes a real sweetheart if you can close your eyes and block your ears

GIRATINA IS LAUGHING IN MY FACE THIS HAS TO BE CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT OF SOME FORM

WHAT IS A NEAT AND WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP CALLING ME THAT. IM STARTING TO GET WORRIED. DONT YOU MEAN IM NEAT, NOT A NEAT? I DONT GET IT.

@FALSEGODSYNDRME //its a callout post on zolo

@zolo_0487 @NeetVolo //dude I thought this was a callout post and read down to “beats a kid to death” and I actually paused before having to read the rest LMFAOOO

//context 4 who zolo is and what his deal is 4 those who r unaware. mild cw i think idk, he beats a kid to death is that a bad thing

i love going to bars on my own and drinking myself half to death until i vomit so that any stupid couples feel uncomfortable and leave.

@HisuianRelic i apologized. everything is better now

@zolo_0487 YOU MADE GIRATINA SCARED OF YOU.

This multiverse shit is some garbage why do I have to go hunt down a zombie version of myself because he's letting his Devil Mantis slaughter whoever it likes?!

@not_giratina i'm sorry giratina :( i learned how to make faces just to convey how sorry i am. give me a second chance we'll be the best of friends. promise on my life. :)

PLEASE ARCEUS TAKE THIS ROTTEN THING FROM ME AND SEND IT BACK TO ITS OWN REALM. THIS IS LIKE WATCHING A BAD SLASHER MOVIE. I DON'T WANT A TEA PARTY ANYMORE.

@HisuianRelic because i was hungry. i mean she was hungry, so i was hungry. so i got her food. regular food i dont know anything about the people

@zolo_0487 hey so why does your mantis already have a kill count

lilith is so sweet. love my mantis. smile emoji. smile emoji. why isnt it doing the smile how do i work this why wont it. smile emoji. what the fuck

@gingervolo thank you percupio

@zolo_0487 here i’ll add one for you: (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

lovely morning

@HisuianRelic they like cheesecake

@zolo_0487 No if you're somehow scaring away the thing literally nicknamed the Devil's Mantis i think there's something seriously wrong with you sorry

got a big bug friend. naming her lilith. she likes chin scratches, i think.