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@louzyclown I thought the tablets themselves were the lubricant. Aren’t they supposed to help the shit slide out?
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my mum used to shove them up my ass dry and forcefully while i cried for her to stop and i just found out recently that you're supposed to use lube with them
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i had to put one up my butt about a month ago and it took like half an hour then i gave up bc i couldn't get it in #tightbumholeissues #relatable
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Which Hoyo game has the best Male character designs?
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Maybe in another life Kaveh would have been a spread support but in this life he just spreads his legs for Alhaitham 😐😐
safiya🌱@semehaitham
You see how they are a beautiful peak dendro ship that are META and can be in the SAME TEAM together? yeah take notes haikaveh.
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@akhronly I think they might be doing a bit more than just flirting 😏
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No lo puedo creer, me gane el forro dorado, iré a conocer a Willy waska y su fábrica de leche 🤠🥲
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Generation Z is preferring Lohen instead of having sex
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@LolaXAlways @forallcurious even once a year is fine
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🚨: Chinese biologist Hongmei Wang seeks to extend women's fertile life by making menstruation occur every 3 months.
Which would theoretically preserve more eggs and extend the fertile period.
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@forallcurious Only 4 periods a year?! Sign me up for the trials omg
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@SpudGhost @Skully_JGraves I thought they were those clips to hang clothes up??
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@Skully_JGraves Oh wait those are razors, my blind ass thought they were blunts 😭😭😭
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you should take this as a sign to stop
zarr0nian of shtwt@F3mboyPounder
No way my siblings found my stash AND FUCKING FLUSHED THEM..... Fuck you. I'm actually kinda pissed about this man. What the fuck.
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