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@zookeeperjake

Zookeeper and amateur baker. Jane Krakowski stan. Akronite. Gay married 🏳️‍🌈 he/him. All views are my own.

Katılım Mayıs 2012
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@kridler_n Husband is work-tripping, I’m just taking advantage of that!
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I had such a fun day at @stlzoo today! Nearly cried when walking through the Bird House, truly so beautiful. Highly recommend visiting right when they open—you won’t regret it!
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when you work a 12 hour day and realize it’s your Monday
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@BeesAndBaking @bipbopbap I can say I have a bint friend but he doesn’t have other human friends 😅
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GemmaBee 🦔
GemmaBee 🦔@gemmabeepo·
do you think a binturong would be my friend
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Jinkx Monsoon is Judy Garland
Jinkx Monsoon is Judy Garland@JinkxMonsoon·
When you play devil’s advocate— remember, you’re advocating for the devil. Seriously, be an ally or stay the f*ck out of our way.
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Kat Abughazaleh@KatAbughazaleh·
Fox News tried to do a bunch of scary man-on-the-street interviews about crime. It didn't go well.
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Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦
Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦@cmclymer·
Four months ago, Lauren Boebert called for a boycott of North Face because the outdoor apparel company featured a drag queen in a harmless, non-sexual advertisement because she believes drag queens are a public sexual nuisance (they are not). And yet…
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I’m sorry but is he actually openly rubbing Boebert’s tits while she puts her hands in his crotch to rub on his penis while in a crowded family theater or am I crazy???🧐

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bailey moon a deux
bailey moon a deux@baileymoon96·
our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast
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GLG@GreatLakesGay·
Turns out it’s for everyone so at least the whole team is getting fired 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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GLG@GreatLakesGay·
My boss sent me a request for a “quick ten minute meeting” without any other info. MY HEART CANNOT TAKE THIS KIND OF STRESS
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@Jess_inthewild Jess…you know that I prefer the term “yeet”
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Jess in the Wild
Jess in the Wild@Jess_inthewild·
It’s crazy how birds who are successfully rehabilitated can actually fly out of a crate or box on their own and don’t actually need someone to hinge their entire body to catapult them into the air, wild
Blue Ridge Wildlife Center@BRWildlifeCtr

The Great Horned Owl we posted about on August 17th was released this past week! This bird presented to us with signs that were suspicious of West Nile Virus (WNV) - ataxia, leg weakness, & general lethargy.

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baby baby baby 😍
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@Nilkski_ lololol right right
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Milfski@Nilkski_·
@zookeeperjake Maybe if that guy got rod he wouldn’t be bald and have a bitmoji avatar 🥴
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every time a video I do for work goes viral I get to read lovely comments like this 🙄
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