︎Pregnant Cannibal︎

@reallyintobees @stupidtechtakes Thus spoke the analogy understander, adept in assessing hypocrisy and knowing what nuance is

@zooof @stupidtechtakes If you defend people putting razors on bike chains and hitting other people, but only complain when it hits you, then yeah I'm gonna think you're a hypocrite

dude

@stupidtechtakes I want to see a play through of a game where anytime an enemy is on screen, the player asks Gaming Copilot, “Gaming Copilot, there is an enemy in front of me. What shall I do?”

@reallyintobees @stupidtechtakes You like bikes, yet you take issue with me putting razors on a bike chain and whipping you with it? How very peculiar…

@stupidtechtakes you're pro-ai, don't start complaining now that you're realizing it's dumb as fuck

@Mentally_Sable instagram.com/reel/DWYTedCjY…

me to my unemployed chud son

@WhiteUnityInc @DigliDood Want to protect nature? Well, if you lined your family up in a row and a tree fell on them, they’d die. Not so worth saving now, is it?

The gator would eat you and your family without hesitation. Imagine thinking an alligator is an “innocent animal” What a fucking retard. Go and try to play with an Alligator. Go find one & stream it so we can watch your last moments and laugh at you. We will see how this “Innocent animal” devours you with zero remorse or hesitation.

Clavicular UNLOADS on a gator in the Florida, Everglades.

@Ortgeist Featured in The Big Lebowski

Sheats–Goldstein Residence by John Lautner, Los Angeles, California, 1995

@eat5G Maybe they were complimenting you on how you eat shrimp, specifying that they employ similar consumption tactics

Went to the corner store and someone sitting outside randomly said “ i eat shrimp like you”

@flibonacci ts tuff ⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️

Bet you didn't know I'm flatulent in five languages and I graduated top of my gas.

Next time a Linux guy mocks you for using Windows 11, ask him, “does your operating system randomly quiz you on the Tianzi Mountains?”

@CrawlzTheThird @Catcosal *ahem* She’s

@Catcosal He's still active I don't wanna say

Painful feeling when you find out your old iFunny buddy trooned out from seeing their Pokemon Go avatar

@NorthernIion_LP (two characters mentioned) wow this is just like gay sex!

@BunnyCunny271k No one hip to WKUK? For shame…

@PercivalForsyth @CoorsLightBulb Getting so mad I have to think about flamboyantly dressed gay men

@CoorsLightBulb @DePunkRock @TMZ I can literally picture the outfit that you are wearing right now and only you and your brothers think you don’t look like an absolute flaming homosexual.

EXCLUSIVE: Video shows the aftermath of the Texas mass shooting that killed three and injured more than a dozen people.

@GeoPixels horny wplace with worse loading times and memory management

Come join us making PixelArt. Almost anything is allowed. Normal art greatly appreciated but we won't judge you!

@AntifaCostanza There are more beaches in the universe than grains of sand in an atom

There are more grains of sand on the beach than atoms in the universe

@ettingermentum Operation le epic bacon strips this is sparta nyan cat leek spin derp fury

No fucking shot dude

@Shay55991492374 @tepes1291 the experiences are 1:1, really

@tepes1291 @mleeeezy @ruaraidh1985 I wish someone would off ur mother in front of u in a way so bad she begs to be killed before the torture is over. I hope they come up with a nice insult for her ass too! Maybe then, every time u hear it, you’d understand why words hurt.