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@rosepetalfawn welp

@george_ @XMoney do you want to be

@zosimos @XMoney well thankfully I'm not your date :)

The X Money card is gorgeous. Solid metal, numberless, and having the @ handle printed right on the back is such a clean detail. - get 3% cashback on everything - earn 6% interest - 0% FX fee - reimbursed ATM fees globally - insured up to 250k What more could you ask for?

@UAPWixy to any galactic federation female channelers out there: i am available. i repeat: i am available for channeling

🚨Former Canadian🇨🇦 Defence Minister, Paul Hellyer speaking on what he knew about the "Galactic Federation." "I only know about the Galactic Federation and I don't know much about it, so I shouldn't talk about it. " "But they are concerned about what's going on in the world and they have been working through individuals." "They'll pick out a few individuals and visit them or talk to them or talk to them telepathically or send information to them by channeling."

@Raelthy can i interest you in falling in love with a curly haired green eyed romantic in a wheelchair with 18 acres and 3 dogs?

I look like this and it's fine IMO

@martyrdison @heshie Is your boyfriend not there making you freshly grown oolong tea with honey? I would grind up the garlic myself from our garden. Where is the boyfriend? Forget him. DM me your location and I will rejuvenate you (there must be wheelchair access)

always be negging

@w6mpirzyca 22 acres and 4 cows? that is rich. did you not see that woman turn down 29 million? in a generation Elon Musk will be leasing our forests from us for millions every year. i would love you forever

im not dating anyone unless ur rich go away

@w6mpirzyca has your boyfriend impregnated you yet? i have 11 acres 3 horses and a lifetime of love waiting for you. have you ever had a boy make you warm tea and honey while you are sick in bed? im in a wheelchair but that shouldnt matter

thugger bb

@TomMontalk Just say youre a gnostic. Why write all this nonsense and lead people to waste their time?

My new paper on the physics of demons: 🔖 Entropic Parasites: Demonic Entities in the Nested Condensate Model of the Quantum Vacuum scalarphysics.com/Montalk_(2026)…

@w6mpirzyca good evening

who wants a sociopathic polish american wife

@ali3ser Inspiring!

a painting i made about the history of cosmology

@SamSykesSwears When they built this monument to greed, Babel was the next logical step

An act of unbelievable hubris. A needlessly complex minigame to end all minigames. Squeenix was drunk on power, pissing in God's eye as we all watched.

There’s no need to lose your virginity when you can just have e-sex instead ❤️‍🩹

@VavChurch @disclosetv @Chrizzy1988 I dunno man they had it pretty good. Their girlfriends weren't on Tinder linking up with the next best thing, constantly barraging their attention with lures of social and sensual elevation

@zosimos @disclosetv @Chrizzy1988 Tell that to the Builders who fought WW2.

JUST IN - Effective April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 and eliminating waiver requirements for a single conviction of possession of marijuana.

@tmuxvim Alchemical

look

@tmuxvim Tattoo’d above the vagina. Disgusting

@zosimos i almost got a side loading (hearthstone) but was so disgusted by how they put their logo on the front of the stove that i didnt. and im glad

if you ever buy a wood stove, make sure to get a top loading one

@ExitLiqCapital @samuelalpha77 Dawg you doin the same thing with memecoins cmon

It’s actually disgusting and just wrong at this point so many of us actually work hard to navigate these markets based off years of experience, systems, probability, and will/bravery and then you have these disgusting pieces of shit in the trump administration just insider trading their balls off

@meowwrl I will begin learning Turkish immediately