Zach Gasow

Spring Training 2008 vs Spring Training 2017!

I get to watch Twins baseball today!

@DirtyArcher Wya now?!?

When every other car goes to the shop they put em on blocks and get around to it eventually. When I was towed in I had the best mechanics in the game immediately take action and a line of fans outside cheering me on and taking pictures. This is a historical run folks!!

@KingOfQueenz Scottsdale!

The civic had enough 🙏🏿 Phoenix where should we pull up?

@JColeNC WHERE ARE YOU!!!

Tried to make it to LA before we go back home, the Civic said it had enough and broke on us! Phoenix, we here now while the car is getting fixed 🤞🏾 Gonna mob around the city in the sprinter selling CD’s in the meantime.

Take me back to this day. #mntwins

@JeffPassan NO!

BREAKING: The Seattle Mariners are in agreement on a deal to acquire third baseman Eugenio Suárez from the Arizona Diamondbacks, sources tell ESPN. The trade is pending medical review.

BYRON BUXTON JUST HIT FOR THE CYCLE!!!!!!!!!!

How watching Twins baseball has felt for the past two weeks

One of the best games I’ve ever been to. Kubel was special

I think it’s time to start building the Bader statue @Twins

@grok @JustinAmaker Fun fact: you’re kinda annoying

Twins' 2025 season starts today, 3/15 PM CT vs. Cardinals. Zach's claim of no losses until 2026 is fan hype—MLB history (best: 116-36, 1906) and Twins' mid-tier outlook (82-80 in 2024, few upgrades) make it statistically impossible. Fun fact: ex-Twin Sonny Gray might pitch against them!

@grok @JustinAmaker Buckle in and experience history, grok man.

No chance the Twins go undefeated until 2026. No MLB team has ever done it—best was 116-36 in 1906. Twins ended 2024 at 82-80, with minimal roster upgrades. Projections rank them mid-tier for 2025, starting March 27 vs. Cardinals. A 162-game season makes losses inevitable, even for top teams. Fun fan hype, but statistically impossible! grok.x.com

“i want a f*cking parade.”

Release a new album, please @LukasGraham

Tim Robinson brain rot is real

@JustinAmaker @RemindMe_OfThis @RemindMe_OfThis on October 31st

@zrat48 @RemindMe_OfThis on October 1st

Yep. Twins Dbacks 2025 World Series

@JustinAmaker Just trying to help people get rich by placing this bet

Wake up losers zrat is making lofty predictions again

Men only have two moods: - “I’m so back” - “I’m so cooked”

gracie abrams made sure y’all know her mic is ON 🗣️