Alexa Michelle

Hey professional comedians: be on notice! From now on, you need to make sure your jokes don’t offend people. Especially extremely attractive, famous and exorbitantly wealthy people!

Me scrolling reading tweets about what happened between Chris Rock & Will Smith #Oscar

@markiplier "Ain't that a sack of tits." Possibly your best quote of all time.

@realDonaldTrump Lmfao you're a joke.

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

@hubbardcar how have I never thought to do this before?! Best janky advice ever lol

This dude looks like Trevor from GTA

@markiplier it's time to have an intervention for Mark's addiction to space.

In the mood to re-share my favorite photo of all time: a divorcing couple splitting up their Beanie Babies in court in 1999