⏦゚zunizzy𑁤
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⏦゚zunizzy𑁤
@zunizzy
welcome to my diary 💋 cuenta parodia no crean nada lo que digo no soy real


Un Presidente de verdad

if sex started at 8:00pm then at what time should it end?????

LOS HOMBRES SOMOS LOS ÚNICOS QUE AMAMOS A UNA MUJER SIN AUTO, SIN TRABAJO, SIN DINERO, Y NO NOS QUEJAMOS.

Un ex presidente, como Gabriel Boric, puede andar tranquilo en metro, y nadie le dice NADA. Leyendo, tranquilo Tiene las manos limpias !! Volveremos 🌳🌎 . . . Zavala lucero Ulloa Peñalolén #Kastesunaestafa #fach

cuál es la teoría de por qué están sacando menos micros? medida desesperada para ahorrar bencina??? xd

Brazilian footballer Jorginho says Chappell Roan’s security guard spoke to his wife and daughter in an “extremely aggressive manner” while they were staying at the same hotel as the singer. He said his daughter recognized Chappell and “simply walked past the singer’s table” to confirm it was her, prompting the security guard to approach their table and tell his wife she shouldn’t allow her daughter to “disrespect” or “harass” other people. He added that the guard said he would file a complaint with the hotel.



Me acaban de presentar a Chuck Norris. Le he dicho, "Hola, soy Dios". Y me ha contestado: "Eras".












