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‘fruit calories don’t count’ but a banana is 100cal

“I can eat as many cookies as I want n still stay skinny” YES BECAUSE U ONLY WANT 2 COOKIES DONT PISS ME OFF CLAIMING FAST METABOLISM

@bluewistful22 Idk my grandma still sees me as a 5yr old

at the restaurant my grandma asked me if I want a KIDS MEAL. Was she saying I’m fat, or was she saying I’m skinny? 🥲

@jiminofshedtwt Reloading this over and over bc I wanna see the replies and my WiFi slow af and then I realize I’m in public and people might see my phone💔

guys don’t self harm on your boobs it heals so funky omfg

Pyro left in the trash after seeing other elements get buffed and new reactions

genshin fans will literally gag over a trash bin as long as there is cock and balls to it

@a1shablog You should dump salt all over his bed👀

so my brother thought it'd be hilarious to dump salt into my tiramisu cinnamon roll batter and completely ruin it ( ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠) so now it's just watermelon for omad, i guess. (totally not crying)

@sinfulsaeint Well technically they do bc they naturally just don’t like eating as much and end up eating less

Naturally skinny ppl dont exist they just eat very small portions and dont obsess over food

@snqped Could always be worse. You could've been someone's pedophilic awakening

I was probably someones asexual awakening

People who hate minorities are so annoying

@Noa_anim Im Wasian so i felt close enough🥴

@Noa_anim I wanted to be Japanese bc my friend is and she’s soooo pretty I am American tho lol

how do I stop talking to and block someone that's in my friendgroup without losing all of my friends

@bluebunn114 I need this too 💔

i doomscroll on pinterest too i cant be saved

*paro no meio do beijo* - posso? - pode *abro o genshin e condenso a resina para não esquecer*

I am ctfu😭😭