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Ok listen to me VERY carefully 1. You visit her one last time "to pick up your stuff" 2. You apologize to her parents that it didn't work out 3. You tell each parent what you learned from them and that you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life 4. They get a bittersweet feeling and will miss you 5. You make sure to remember their birthdays and send them a message on other holidays to make them never forget you 6. You are now the ex they'll compare every future boyfriend to 7. The expectations and the pressure will slow cook her subconsciously. She'll only bring bad options home. 8. They'll nag at her. "Leon was a good guy and you let him go" they'll say, sabotaging her future relationships further and slowly making her resent her parents 9. Her parents will start texting you, saying you were the best she ever brought home and that they'll miss you. 10. You say you're sorry, you really tried your best...but it takes two to make a relationship work 11. They start pressuring her to try again. She will decline at first. 12. After 10 more failed relationships and increased pressure from her parents, she gives in. She agrees to meet you once more. 13. You meet with her as a friend. You enjoy your meeting. You remind her of the good times you've had together. She starts to think "Maybe it just wasn't the right time" 14. She opens up to you, gives you another chance. You meet her a few times. Nothing happens. You are friendly but you keep your distance. 15. She finally falls in love with you. That's when you tell her you only view her as a friend and you can't stand her weird hairline. You leave and never look back FIN

@honeybun @Mineplex You forgot CW :(

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@kirawontmiss I don't blame her, dude's a slob

Man starts shaking in disbelief after checking his girlfriend’s phone for the first time and discovering she had been cheating with multiple men😳

Falling for Homelander's tough guy facade is like losing chess to a dog

Life when you primarily play single player games

@CDIGODDESS Calm your farm, mate.

Back to the fridge you juicer cuck @xQc . You will never get that lucky again to beat my record now that 14:18 is secured. Cya, wouldn't wanna be ya. bitch

@vidsthatgohard Must've been trained by King

Slice was so quick the orange didn’t even know it got cut

@ToaaToaaVT No returns

Aussies... My chat just informed me that "Pinch and a Punch for the 1st Day of The Month" is not a thing outside of aus?? is it actually not???? wtf

Yes. Because I have a brain and it is functioning.

there's no single person that doesn't have relationship issues in Invincible

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@BoofinGoofinCS @_Diaz_RL @xQc @BoofinGoofinCS would you be able to take a look and see if I can get an unban from xqc chat? Can give you my username if you want to take a look. Thanks

. @xQc yo its been 6 years......

Blew his load into multiple vtubers and still managed to keep the relationship??? Low xp bar my ass bro is the Level 99 mafia boss of cheating

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He is so cooked dawg