Zach Zimmerman
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Zach Zimmerman
@zzdoublezz
~ beloved comedian ~ watch my special and catch me on tour:
Brooklyn, NY Katılım Şubat 2009
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just started Westworld last night — so I’ll let you know my thoughts on Heated Rivalry in 2036
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either I’m getting dumber or the wordle is getting harder - used to be like “words that mean angry” now it’s like “first letter of a day or the week plus a word from A Tale of Two Cities that also rhymes with a Zodiac sign”
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we're being brainwashed by marketing about ******* **** ****
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@nicolebyer177 hey can you stop tweeting as me?
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went to the cool new coffee shop in Brooklyn by way of LA but instead of seeing celebrities, I saw screaming toddlers
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i wanna develop a persona called Testicular, where I'm obsessed with looksmaxxing my scrotum -- just getting the smoothest scrotum out there
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wasn't sure what the sides of glasses are called so i googled "sides of glasses part called" and felt really dumb, but turns out they're called "temples" and i truly never knew that or have heard that
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me when both of the sides of my glasses broke off so to use them i had to hold them up to my face like a monocle
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hey I just met you and this is crazy — call me baby
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Carly Rae Jepsen has welcomed her baby: “Last 2 weeks have been the best of my life. Welcome to the world little one.”
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I don’t wish death upon anyone but if you ask a question at the Q&A that was just answered, we need to roll out the guillotine
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Person Who Shares Intimate Details of Their Life Online Doesn’t Like That You Have Opinions About Intimate Details of Their Life
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@primodeomatias nah, i just adopted and am raising a kid. it's easier.
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@zzdoublezz But did it make you at least stop dressing like a Midwest father?
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@zzdoublezz kind of crazy that this post turned you bisexual
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