Zach Zimmerman

told a friend I would do a thing — rookie move

I've been crunching the numbers -- got a full team working on this. trying to make sense of it all, the combinations, the tipping, hoping for answers soon

obviously I hate data centers because we’re supposed to, but like we need SOME data centers, right? like being here requires a data center, no? what is the right amount of data centers?

new trainer at the gym has no clients so he just walks around staring at himself in every mirror

Cats: The Jellicle Ball should have had one white guy like King George in Hamilton

if you are going to see the odyssey at 7 a.m. or 3 a.m. please DM me for a wellness check

@behindnmetaints you're hot!

a chipotle is opening up 30 seconds from me -- i don't know exactly how this will change my life, but it is going to change my life

I’m on the fence about this one

skill issue

bland fam, we’re cooked!

the great sync

It has now been revealed that the CEO of StubHub also owns hedge fund that scalps millions of dollars worth tickets on StubHub.

@sarahesoltan wait this is all great news (have a show there Saturday)

@zzdoublezz touristy but beautiful! v gay! good theater! can get crowded tho but I mean that's hard to avoid in southern Maine in the summer

long shot: who has been to Ogunquit, Maine?

I’m so lazy the other day I was like I wish I could watch TV with my eyes closed

NDAs don’t expire when one party dies?

removing your socks with your feet…self-reliance…isolationism

omgggggg

going through old hinge messages and god this one hurt

he's their Justin Timberlake, their Harry Styles

waded through a sea of 8-12 year olds with their moms and dads by Barclays, assumed there was a Wiggles concert, but then it clicked: BOONE