zzebra83

Last week I got laid off from my web2 job. This week I won my first web3 competition. I’m just getting started.

LMAO x.com/Baumann_Mac/st…

@Kama_Kamilia LMAO

POV: you visited Trump’s Truth Social account

@Rory_Johnston 😂😂😂😂

We were so innocent once: Trump Easter message, 2015: I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter! Easter Sunday, 2026: Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell … Praise be to Allah

@Phil_Lewis_ 😂😂😂😂

Tiger Woods told police he called Trump following his rollover crash: "I was just talking with the President."

@DevDacian 😂😂😂

Auditing didn't work out and you couldn't retrain as a plumber? Time for Plan C ✈️🇯🇵

@LueElizondo @wow36932525 Get better lue! From dubai 💙

I want to share a quick update with all of you. Recently, I was involved in a motorcycle accident while avoiding a family of deer. I’m grateful to say that I’m okay and taking the necessary time to recover. It’s been a sobering reminder of how quickly things can change—and how important it is to stay grounded, present, and appreciative of the people around us. I’ve always believed that resilience isn’t just about enduring challenges, but learning from them and moving forward with purpose. This is no different. To everyone who has reached out—thank you. Your support means more than I can adequately express. And to those planning to join me on the upcoming podcast tour: I’m still very much looking forward to seeing you all. We’ve got important conversations ahead, and I intend to be there for them. Stay safe, stay curious, and I’ll see you soon

@NnPnemck LMAO

No one is ever going to believe us when we try to explain President Trump to future generations 😂🤣

@coinfessions 😂😂😂

I work for a decently sized crypto project and have no clue what I'm doing.

@Jeyffre Ty sir!

@zzebra83 stay safe, and congrats on the move!

I haven't posted in a while so thought i would share a life update. It looks like I have retired(or semi retired) atleast for now from web3 security. I started a new position as tech lead in fintech. The team is great, the work is a ton of fun, and I still get to use my adversarial mindset everyday to make sure funds are SAFU. Also i'm based in Dubai, and as you know things are a bit unsettled atm, but surprisingly, life has been mostly normal.

@joncoopertweets 😂😂😂

It’s spelled “Strait,” you dumbass.

@RoyalIntel_ 😂😂😂

“We destroyed all of Iran’s missile launchers”

@Chimajax Not at the moment!

@zzebra83 Congratulations to you... So You might not Audit Again?...

@bbl4de_xyz And thanks!!

@zzebra83 Congrats on the position! I’m curious, did any fintech employers ever care about your auditing portfolio?

@bbl4de_xyz 3000%. It was actually one the key factors.

@auditor_nate Ty sir!

@zzebra83 Congrats brother, hoping to see you return in the future!

@CNN 1. What

Michael B. Jordan has won the Oscar for best actor in a leading role. Follow live updates: cnn.it/4bsFDW7

@SpencerHakimian 😂😂😂😂😂

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP IS IN DISBELIEF OVER THE HORMUZ STRAIT

@RWApodcast Banger

Incredible post. "We have already destroyed 100% of Iran's military capabilities". China will send ships to open the Strait of Hormuz. "A drone or two"

@FoftyPawlow 😂😂

Trump has actually achieved regime change, but in the US