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I love that after 20 years of a Jewish comedian tarnishing the name of Kazakhstan because he thought it was a country no one knew or cared about, all his work was undone by some random Egyptian travel Tiktoker who showed it’s a beautiful Muslim nation with great people and food

@PleasantKenobi That's my only real concern currently

Kids, are we about to regularly print cards into Pioneer as well as Modern now, attached to Intelectual Properties they can't reprint. Reskins in 5 years of random Transformer and Final Fantasy cards that can't have the original name written on their cards? I'm worried.

@LewdApril Shearing

do plant girlfriends call it “pruning” instead of scissoring? 🤔

Huh… a demon with a morals. Then again, I’m not surprised

@TheHermitDruid Bites4me :)

Me annoying the shit out of my wife like:

@internetarchive Hug

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Mick Foley with a message to America and Donald Trump.

@billyjarrettugh Oh geeze I just looked up Landis. Geeeeeze

SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION rules not just because Tobe Hooper is a master and Brad Dourif is a fantastic actor, but also because John Landis dies horribly

@vote_checkbox For stiffness and such, do you print on card stock or something thinner and then glue it on?

@vote_checkbox Question, if all I have is a laser printer, how do I go about getting such a result?

@heyitschili I'm salivating over Indian Mexican

@cobblepott__ TAXES

I'm SO excited to start talking about this!

@fivewithflores Now that is some turnabout

This is insane to me. This man was once the beloved "America's Mayor." This is the ruin you get by being in 45's proximity when you're rich and wildly popular. How about for the 335mm rest of us regular schmoes?

@affinity4anime Volc!!

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@punkittdev It's such a good punchline

at the pharmacy

I Tried Lunchly... It was MOLDY!

@ZachtheKingsfan Gotta paint pool purple for this one

Not even Netflix will take you, and they’ll take fuckin anyone

halloween soon

@Inhumansoflate1 albawaba.com/loop/there-lot…

Many missed this but Biden sent in black water mercs into Yemen . Yemen smoked them all .