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Whoever came up with the front loading washing machine, fuck you.

@_LaurentB @AlexTruths @w0rdgenerator She doesn’t know what a mile is, that’s my kinda gal

@22Chode @AlexTruths @w0rdgenerator How’s that possible?

How unemployed do you have to be to hit 20k steps a day

@tracegallagher I see the point, but if I’m dropping 500 bucks on two steaks drinks and sides, I’m going to dress however I want. My money is still good and it’s not a private club.

NIGHTCAP QUESTION: Ruth's Chris Steak House is now enforcing its business casual dress code, warning diners in baseball caps, gym wear, tank tops, and revealing clothing they may be banished to the bar. Do you support the clothing crackdown?

The number of problems in your life remain the same, but they change. If you solve one, another emerges to take its place. Occasionally, you can breathe a sigh, or two.

@ceraliza CEO of Illuminati

What job pays surprisingly well but nobody talks about

@Cobratate This is so motivating

ALL YOUR INVESTMENTS WILL FAIL

@kfhsteg @WarMonitors It’s a ploy/excuse to go back to base and secretly load up soldiers for ground invasion.

@WarMonitors CENTCOM just said there was a fire accident in the laundry room. Why is anyone finding that hard to believe?

Now that everyone calmed down can we actually begin to ask how tf Iran was able to even lock on to F-35 in the first place, let alone hit it without flare dumping. Crazy.

@PattyMurray Let’s use your logic here. Getting stuck by lightning does happen, if you could prevent it 100 percent why wouldn’t you? That’s like saying some of you may die but I’m ok with it.

The average person is more likely to be struck by lightning than they are to commit voter fraud. Seriously. That's a real stat. I'm voting NO on the SAVE America Act.

@charscrutton @nypost Just to show everyone, recently tried to order it on Amazon, here’s what the doc wants me to agree to..

@charscrutton @nypost Anyone wonder why prostate cancer rate spike correlates with a massive under 30 finesteride uptake? Every dude is on it. You can get it prescribed in 5 min online.

New triple threat topical treatment fights hair loss better than finasteride and minoxidil trib.al/5wupebc

Rates of prostate cancer in men are sky rocketing in the last decade. Almost double. A known side effect of finesteride is advanced stage prostate cancer, as the pharmaceutical messes with the prostate. Finesteride is so so easy to get, you don’t even have to talk to a doctor in most states and they ship that shit to your door. Most of my friends are on it. This is a dangerous drug that, among increasing cancer risk, can cause your dick not to work, depression, weight gain.. Finesteride is a female hormone, that is being administered to men.

@22Chode @charscrutton @nypost Why?

@Playteaux1 How about the fucking recipe you ape

Michelin Chocolate Chip Cookie, Yes or No?

@PNWConservative Rent will keep going up and no employer will pay 125k. Fuck the idiots who came up with this

This didn’t make it through in this years session, but I’m sure they will get it this next year! I wonder how many people make over $125,000 and for a “large” employer.

@_LaurentB @AlexTruths @w0rdgenerator She’s an 11.

@AlexTruths @w0rdgenerator You’re a 10 but you don’t even know what a mile is.

@ManifiestoSofos @isaacrrr7 If I, and my friends moved to Iraq and started demanding accommodation for bikinis, pork dinners, and metal music played all around town.. do you think they would accommodate us? You shut the fuck yup and stop pushing. You won’t win.

@isaacrrr7 Vete a la mierda pana que forma de criticar métete en tu propia vida

Qué felices éramos hace 20 años, cuando no teníamos la más puta idea de lo que significa la sharia, el haram, el halal, el Ramadán ni el burka.

No that’s ridiculous. There are people just like you there. Sure, you may not agree with their stance but they are tiny and have to make it work the best they can.. so they manipulate people in power but it’s prob a survival mechanism. I wish peace for every nation. The reason we are all at war is because no one respects each other.

If you had the power, would you drop a nuclear bomb on israel?

@Rich_Cooper Who is this dude?

Another used Hyundai asking for Lamborghini pricing.

It’s not a disorder, it’s called being a loser on X. First you take something that most people naturally do and then add a statement saying they were shocked to find out it’s uncommon in order to get engagement. Here’s one he should have written.. I drank water yesterday and was shocked to learn I’m a retarded bot that short circuited because water damages electronic components.

@OrevaZSN wait, it's a disorder? mind to elaborate further for me?

I just found out that creating stories in your mind is a disorder, and here I was thinking I have an incredible imagination lol.

@WMX_MEDIA WA, CA and NY are sure glad they are taxing the shit out of their citizens to offset this pollution. We will show them!

🔴عااجل: بعد قيام ترامب بإلزام ناقلات النفط بمضيق هرمز بالعبور وانه قد قضى على جميع الاسطول البحري الايراني جائه الرد من حيث لايحتسب ضربه ايرانية لسفينة نفطية أمريكية حاولت عبور المضيق 🔥 يبدو ان معارك البحر قد بدأت

@Inj_pumping What the fuck.. why can’t they just leave us the fuck alone.

🚨 BREAKING: BlackRock just quietly filed to acquire $22 BILLION in single family homes across 14 states. That's ~47,000 homes that will NEVER be available for normal Americans to buy. Meanwhile, homeownership rates for Americans under 40 just hit an all-time LOW. You will own nothing. And they're not even hiding it anymore.