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Nimeshindwa kuelewa hii weather kabisa.

KEVIN DE BRUYNE ARE YOU MAD?!?!

Why can't you find yourself a job abroad, and let kenyans elect someone who will create jobs for them at home?

barber done fucked my shit up

The moment Walter White died and Heisenberg took over permanently

Upamecano and Olise realizing that if they knock out Real Madrid they won’t go to the World Cup

David maraga is improving in his campaign style, doing campaign solo without any escort of a single politicians including mps, and senators is totally incredible

Kompany cooking on and off the pitch 😭

Politicians are liars and pretentious. ~ Bwifoli Wakoli, 2006.

You can’t convince me that Methu hakua amevuta Omusala for breakfast.

Am I still speaking nonsense? Am I jealous of the community? Am I a racist/tribalist? Am I vindicated....

Vijana ata mkinitusi ati nakuanga handsam sana ndio warembo wananiogopa,mimi bado nawaombea mpate hii pesa. Tupate ata hii pesa tukiwa wote yani. There are alot of things we are missing out on simply because we are limited by poverty. Pesa inaleta exposure nakwambia. Kuna mahali nilikua nikaskia jamaa zilikua nyuma yangu zinaongea zinataka kufungua petrol station bwana,the other mjamaa then mentioned they needed about 180 million. Chai yangu hapo ndio ilianza kuonja dufia Because I realized how far behind I was. Yani imagination ya mlalahoi iko tethered around his environment.Mimi unajua ukinipatia 100Mirrions sahii siwezi firikia petrol station,ningeanza na kuwekea bibi boutique na cosmetics,nifungue wines and spirits,alafu sacco nikulange dividents. Hapo ndio ushamba yangu imenifikisha. Alafu hao jamaa vile walimaliza,nikaskia wanaArgue nani atalipa bill. Mmoja akasema “You paid the other day i’ll take this one,its on me” Waiter ako hapo anangoja wamalizane. Woi! Woi! Nikikumbuka mimi ni mara ngapi beste yangu stano amejifanya amelemewa na pombe akazima ndio asilipe bill ya 950 naishiwa na nguvu. Mungu tuskilie huruma sisi vijana wako,na ukumbuke shetani hayuko mbali pia my dear father. Khabusie!

Stones at 25. Saliba at 25.

I have spoken to Senator Osotsi’s team and confirmed that he was viciously attacked and injured in Kisumu earlier today when he went to get a haircut. The Senator is being airlifted to Nairobi as we speak. Whilst we wait further details, I strongly condemn this attack and ask the Police for immediate action on those responsible.

Tushaseti a very dangerous mtego hapo Parc des Princes mamaee

Uzuri I'm a very patient man 😂

The right hammer will change ur life 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@PoliceKE Alafu tukikosa ku cheer and applaud their performance mpige wageni marisasi?

You're not the fucking boss, You're fucking the boss! There's a difference.

I really don’t give half of a flying fuck what a white tourist thinks about JKIA and its annoying security protocols because those useless checks were adopted after pressure by THEIR home governments so that THEY could feel safe in KE. Now shut the fuck up and enjoy your safety.

“Haha.. Competition to win her is tight but she aint"💀💀