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@Zoomerjeet @MihirkJha We are going through a severe mental health crisis in the country. Won’t go into the source but will talk about some of the symptoms. Just see how people behave on streets and while driving on the road. They’ve literally turned into zombies.

@MihirkJha Everyone's frustrated in India. These people just get to evnt out their frustration on these kids.

What type of monsters have entered the coaching centres business?

@MihirkJha That ‘Good Vibes Only’ poster on the wall is just ironic.

@WarMonitorINTL What a humiliation!

Nepal's Prime Minister refuses to meet India's Foreign Secretary wants someone of equal stature

@priyankac19 Yes. @BJP4India should discard the huge arrangements they are making for oath ceremony in Guwahati tomorrow. Instead they should make a small program in their headquarters near the highway. This way they’ll save lot of resources.

कुछ सुझाव देश वासियों के भी - मंत्री और नेताओं के लंबे cavalcade पर पाबंदी लगायें - बड़ी चुनावी रैलियाँ एक साल के लिए बंद करायें - बड़े शपथ ग्रहण समारोह पर पाबंदी - सिर्फ़ WFH- वॉच फ्रॉम होम

Nation First, Duty Above Comfort. Measures to save a trillion rupees :- 1. Stop Ladli Behen, Berozgar Bhai Yojna. 2. Cut down multiple lifelong pensions for MPs. 3. Independent & public audit of the wealth of those in the legislature, executive & judiciary. 4. Bill to cap expenses on political publicity & distribution of freebies, across the country. 5. Delink those with 2+ kids (3+, in case of twins) from social benefit schemes. 6. Weed out corruption from governance & administration. Make non-confidential administrative processes subject to public scrutiny. 7. Repatriation of illegal aliens.Our taxes aren't for Bangladeshis & Pakistanis. 8. Reform taxation to include rich farmers, Bollywood honchos masquerading as 'entertainers', BCCI masquerading as a 'charitable organization' & various other schemes created to benefit the rich in evading taxes. 9. Establish public infrastructure maintenance liability. Infra creation to come with a 50 year mainetenance liability. No additional funds to be given to MP/MLAs for it. Funny, isn't it, that old heritage infra still stands, while my local roads need repairs twice in a year! Why should hardworking taxpayers bear all the brunt @PMOIndia?

Headline should’ve been 50 mfs and not 50 IAS.

@OpIndia_com Headline should’ve been 50 mfs and not 50 IAS.

Madhya Pradesh: 50 IAS officers purchase argicultural land on same day Approve ₹3,200 crore bypass project, reclassify land as ‘residential’ and jack up property prices 11 times opindia.com/news-updates/m…

@DealsDhamaka Problem with Indians is that Indians want first world amenities in third world condition.

Sunroof cars 🚘 are not made for the high Indian temperatures Heard 2 sunroof blast incidents due to the heat. Take care

But that’s still less of a price you pay to keep Bhutan happy and keep China off our borders. Otherwise Bhutan won’t think twice before ditching us.

@Portfolio_Bull But that’s still less of a price you pay to keep Bhutan happy and keep China off our borders. Otherwise Bhutan won’t think twice before ditching us.

Petrol Reality 🤐 According to Indian Oil Corporation reports, Base price of petrol is around ₹53/litre. In India: 
• Dealer commission ~ ₹4
• Central Excise ~ ₹22
• State Tax ~ ₹17 Final Price = ₹100+ Meaning ₹39+ goes into govt pocket. But when petrol is exported to Bhutan, India exempts these taxes. So Bhutan gets petrol near base price. Bhutan applies nominal Sales tax + Green Tax on petrol. Final price in Bhutan~ ₹60–63/litre. Indians pay almost double for the same petrol. BHUTAN = HAPPIEST COUNTRY ☺️ INDIA = VISHWAGURU 🤡

@IPL2025Auction A comeback to the Indian team seems possible for him now. I liked his bowling.

🚨 SHOCKING STATEMENT BY BHUVNESHWAR KUMAR 🤯 🚨 Bhuvneshwar Kumar said 🗣️: - " Honestly, motivation is very overrated word for me. You read some quotes, you see some videos and you get motivated for a few minutes and that fades away very quickly." - " But the thing which keeps me going is the discipline and with that, yes we have physios and trainers with the team, but I've got a physio and trainer back at home." - " They work hard with me as well. They help me to keep me in shape. So I think credit goes to them as well."

He should promote bicycles instead.

@ANI He should promote bicycles instead.

#WATCH | Delhi: On PM Narendra Modi's appeal to citizens to reduce petrol and diesel consumption, Union Minister Giriraj Singh says, "This is an electric vehicle. Prior to this, I owned a small car from the same company. Today, our country needs electric vehicles; it needs carpooling, and it needs people to commute by metro. Furthermore—should the need arise—we should refrain from using diesel and petrol vehicles for at least one day a week, and instead of using PNG or LPG, we should start cooking on induction cooktops. We are doing this, and I urge you to do the same."

Cc: @BJP4India @BJP4Assam @gmc_guwahati @GMDAGuwahati

You should perhaps travel through another place in Guwahati this time. This is actually close to the BJP headquarters of Ghy, near Chroma store of Jayanagar. Then suggest us how people will commute on foot or bicycle through such places?

@narendramodi @PMOIndia Dear PM of Bharat, This location is just near the Guwahati refinery. It’s been like this for years if I can remember. People can’t even walk when there is rain. We are fine commuting on foot to save fuel but is this how people are supposed to live?…

भारत मैं एक credit score का scheme लाना चाहिए। जिसमे लोगों को कुछ अच्छा करने मैं (जैसे साफ़ सफ़ाई हो, रास्ते मैं नियम अनुसरित गाड़ी चलाना हो, इत्यादि) credit points दिया जायेगा। अच्छा करोगे तो बढ़ेगा और बुरा करोगे तो घटेगा। और इन points को लोग पैसे के जैसे इस्तेमाल कर पाए।

@ChapraZila भारत मैं एक credit score का scheme लाना चाहिए। जिसमे लोगों को कुछ अच्छा करने मैं (जैसे साफ़ सफ़ाई हो, रास्ते मैं नियम अनुसरित गाड़ी चलाना हो, इत्यादि) credit points दिया जायेगा। अच्छा करोगे तो बढ़ेगा और बुरा करोगे तो घटेगा। और इन points को लोग पैसे के जैसे इस्तेमाल कर पाए।

ऐसे लोगों का जब तक अच्छे से इलाज नहीं होगा तब तक ये लोग नहीं सुधरेंगे।