Andy Sage

'Fuck all and never'. There you go, simplified it for you.

@cfccally No teatowels. No Globalise the enchilada. Bunch of amateurs.

It's funny init, because when it comes to football fans the police suddenly remember they have batons.

@TheRealJamieKay Didn't the advert have some mild racism or prejudice in it. Or, 'humour', as it used to be called.

Does anyone remember this?

@DawnNeesom They just need to wear a teatowel and chant 'Globalise the enchilada' and 'Admiral Ackbar'.

Football fans have been treated like this since forever. Kettled, filmed, frogmarched down the road and slung into police vans. Mostly when we've been doing sod all wrong. Why are gangs of feral youths steaming shops treated with kid gloves? 🤷‍♀️

Aww Bots. I admire your tenacity. But you're just not clever enough are you. Adding 'why is that' and 'what has happened to this country' and 'what has changed' to a post. Makes you stick out like a Honeymooner's dick.

@davidkurten It's just you. If you're willing to pay that, they're willing to charge you. You are not forced.

Is it just me, or does £7.50 for a coffee and a croissant in a cafe seem extortionate?

@AllisonPearson He's elected. Accountability lies with the electorate.

We cannot allow this idiot to wreck our country 👇

@Rothmus That 'some point' was 10 years ago.

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@BenGrahamUK The progress humanity has made since it stopped seeing value from advocating imaginary friends completely outstrips the progress before.

Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. The title Defender of the Faith isn’t symbolic, it carries weight. Yet this Easter, there’s silence. To overlook the faith of the nation at its most sacred time is a real bad look.

@CNviolations Ducking right.

It really isn't.

@RedWavePress Finally, someone with the bollocks to call out and close down the cancer of shit-baiting 'journalism'.

HILARIOUS: Reporter: “Iranian government threatened a bunch of U.S. companies in the region today.” President Trump: “With what? What did they threaten them with? BB guns or? They don't have much left to threaten.” Reporter: “My question for you is—” President Trump: “You made a statement. What did they threaten them with? I don't know. Tell me. How did they threaten them?” Reporter: “All I know is that they threatened them, sir.” President Trump: “What does that mean?” Reporter: “Fair enough.” President Trump: “They said something nasty?” Reporter: “Are you helping to back stop them?” President “Trump: You don't even know what the threat was. What was the threat? I haven't heard it. What was the threat? Did they say they're going to blow them up? You know what they're not going to do? They're not going to hit them with a nuclear weapon.”

@AvonandsomerRob This issue isn't range, it's time. When a petrol car is out of range, it's almost certain that refueling cam be found and it takes 10 minutes. This is not yet the case for EV.

The argument against electric vehicles has always been around range. Your average petrol car has a range of 400 miles. This Mercedes CLA AMG 250 EV can crack 500 miles on a 30 minute charge. It will also cost you less than £40 monthly in company car tax, compared to £500 or more for the fossil fuel versions. Company Car fleets have ditched petrol/diesel. When will private motorists follow suit?

@DachshundColin The sentence is missing an 's'.

@RespectfulMemes People who've been using something called 'the Internet' for over 2 decades...

@80s_channel Buy some houses with my lunch money.

@NoContextBrits No. Just need to stop being thick enough to pay these prices, or, realise you can live without blueberries.

£1.50 for 4 blueberries. The UK is finished.

@GamewithDave Free speech.

People who actually experienced the 1990s: What is something you miss from that decade that just isn't the same today

@PeterMcCormack It is technically right as socialist states murder most of the population that they forced into poverty.

Central planning creates poverty.

@StarWarsDaily_ Residents of planets near Alderaan...

Do you want to see Grand Moff Tarkin in future projects?

@peterrhague People rewatching Apollo 13...

For years people have asked “When will humans return to the Moon” with people guessing some year in the future. I’m not fully used to the answer being “Next Wednesday”