After Java

@PunchingCat Just too cute!

@alphafox This exhaust hood is about $700. Installing the ductwork is $5000. But the cost of failing inspection, then demolition and doing it right in accordance to building codes is $20k. Laughing by inspectors is free.

When you stop and think about it, this is a really good idea:

@LibertyCappy Your neighbor is feeding your dog. Put them on your “kibble watchlist” for missing K9s.

I can't even deny it 😂

@SULLY10X The only thing a hunter can do for me is stop shooting them. They have the twisted mentality of thinking they’re doing some sort of “good.” But, killing isn’t a sport. Fair hunting isn’t packing $10k of gear and comfort. Or grooming prey to eat in kill zones to kill the best.

A hunter finds a deer trapped in a fence, struggling to breathe. What he does next is incredible!

@BarackObama @UCLAWBB Why are roaring athletes so epidemic? Are dentists buying Ads?

Congratulations to Lauren Betts and the sensational seniors at @UCLAWBB for winning their first NCAA Championship!

@TheLucyShow1 Ha! 😂😂😂 Our dog grabbed her brand new electric blanket doggie toy, because it had sherpa. So happy it wasn’t plugged in.

Doggie found a new stuffed toy 🤣

@KerryHolmekb I’m speechless just like everyone else who knows he didn’t succeed in the Middle East either. When you’re losing, you don’t listen to losers. When you’re winning you don’t ask losers for advice either. It’s all history.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Former U.S. President, Barack Obama: “We cannot launch military operations to get out of an ideological or technological problem. History has taught us that conflicts in the Middle East are easy to start, but almost impossible to end in an orderly way. We must recognize that peace is not built on rubble, but on a regional architecture that provides stability. We must choose between difficult and persistent diplomacy, or a perpetual regional war that has no winners, only victims.”

@BitcoinWealth @SawyerMerritt Now show us the real video without AI.

Of course they called it a flop. They were never reviewing the diner. They were reviewing their hatred. Turns out people like clean places, fast charging, good food, and a glimpse of the future. Shocking. The real lesson is bigger than one location. Build something useful, make it delightful, and the people will expose the lie for you. That's what winning looks like.

Positive Tesla Diner review from Forbes' Brooke Crothers: "On Saturday, the Tesla Diner was busy if not packed at times. And obviously not failing, though some blogs and reports want you desperately to believe otherwise. Contrary to all these eatery blogs and car blogs that say the Tesla Diner is a flop, a failure, a disaster, that is not true, as so many things that are often written about Tesla. There are car blogs that devote all their time to taking down Tesla. I went to the Diner on Friday April 3 and Saturday April 4. I estimate that on both days 90+ percent of the chargers (of the 80 Superchargers) were being used. By that metric alone, the Diner is a success. Yes, I’ve been inside the Diner when it’s slow. But as a Supercharger location with the option to grab a snack it’s a success. It seems that the ulterior motive of some “reviews” is to bash Elon Musk and tell you what a bad, bad man he is. That doesn’t give the reader an honest evaluation of the Tesla Diner as a great charging destination, which, again, is its primary purpose for the vast majority of visitors. It's extremely clean. If you want to come to a pristine place to eat, the Tesla Diner is it."

@SawyerMerritt 🤔 I admit I’m biased. I thought the purpose of a “diner” is to sell food, not electricity. Food is the one thing you didn’t talk about. What does this say about a “food restaurant” or should I call the power company and ask? 😳

@_Dogs_family Sales just increased 300%

@NoDMsPerfavore Ha! 😂😂😂I don’t want those eggs. That’s a rooster.

Now you know how Easter eggs are made. You’re welcome 😂

@get_Ethos 🤔 The same day as what?

Get same-day coverage with Ethos life insurance.

@TonyLaneNV True. The rest of us would have stopped before driving thru a blazing crash scene. The passengers inside that Tesla probably tore apart the interior looking for the stop button.

TESLA JUST DID THIS… Zero visibility Smoke and dust everywhere Road basically gone And the Tesla STILL avoids a crash No panic No hesitation Just reacts instantly Say what you want about it… but that’s different Technology is starting to outdrive humans in real time Are you trusting Tesla with your life in a moment like this - or no chance? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

@FFT1776 Ha! 😂😂😂 When the dog is too drunk to walk home, you’ve got problems.

Someone ran his golf cart in to his car … so he checked his security camera!! If you didn’t see it on camera, you’d never believe it! 👇🏻😅

@NatureUnedited Trust Fund. The gift that keeps on giving…without capital gains taxes.

Penguin stole a stone from his wife and gave it back to her

@Sassafrass_84 There’s another cat laying in the window. Her playing is killing them.

If only we all could achieve this level of chill.

@GuntherEagleman Triple-A Baseball. “Animals Are Allowed.”😊

🚨 BOOM! This dog is an absolute LEGEND 😂 Black Lab “Champ” patiently waits in the dugout, locked in and focused… then the second the bat drops, he bolts onto the field like it’s his job. He snatches the bat, trots around, and the whole crowd loses it! Good boy!

@buitengebieden I don’t care where it’s going. I won’t be there.

Easter bunny’s on his way.. 😅

@notcapnamerica But not the huge panel tv. 😳 Besides, how many people his age turn on all the lights in the hotel room?

The accuracy tho 😭

@HumansNoContext He added a little bit to the pot for her favorite soup too. 😂

His favorite soup 😂