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@Agent_Psmith

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Entrou em Aralık 2011
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Chris
Chris@Agent_Psmith·
@ChrisMartzWX How are you going to pay for a $1.5 trillion defense budget then?
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@MenInBlazers Klinsmann beat the Euro teams. He was sorely under appreciated.
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Men in Blazers@MenInBlazers·
"WE ARE GOOD ENOUGH TO BEAT SOME OF THESE EUROPEAN TEAMS — WE JUST HAVE AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX" 🇺🇸 Rog & Clint discuss the USMNT’s historic losing streak against European teams
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Don Williams
Don Williams@Don_K_Williams·
What sorcery is this? 🤣 Love a player who can play in tight spaces and can see where the space is
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Lasergeek
Lasergeek@Lasergeek·
@0xQuasark Ibogaine powder is odorless, colorless, dissolves instantly liquids and is among the deadliest poisons known to man.
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Paul Brown
Paul Brown@0xQuasark·
Howard Lotsof was 19 years old and addicted to heroin when he took ibogaine in 1962 for fun. He came down 36 hours later with no withdrawal symptoms and no craving for heroin. He tried it on six addicted friends. Five of them had 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁. He spent the next 48 years trying to get it approved as medicine. He died in 2010, still waiting. His early data has since been replicated. It is now considered the most promising addiction treatment ever discovered.
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Chris@Agent_Psmith·
@CoachDBaker81 Did everyone get the point from verse 7, that if we choose a human as our ruler we are actually rejecting God?
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Dallas Baker
Dallas Baker@CoachDBaker81·
Good morning, so yesterday I was watching a preacher teach a message about faith and trusting God will over our will. The preacher spoke on something I was unfamiliar with, such as the people chose Saul as king and God gave them what they wanted. Which lead me to read this scripture and wow! So, they wanted a king because they wanted to be like other nations. Talk about being envious of what others have so much that you forget you have the most important person on your side. God even tried to stop them by giving them warnings and they still turned to man over God. Not to make this message long but this reminds me of constantly praying for our wants after God has given us warning this is not what we need but like God did the people he will eventually give it to us. Once it doesn’t go as planned we cry and ask God to help us. God will help us because he loves us but he will allow us to go through it and when God doesn’t save us how we want then we have the nerve to doubt God. The job we beg for, the vehicle, the relationship, etc…. We can all relate, so after reading this we should say thank you for what we have and be thankful for we don’t have even if we want it.(read all of chapter 8 to see what God told Samuel to tell the people) 1SAMUEL8:1-9
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Alan Watson
Alan Watson@Alan_Watson_·
Sama woke up at 6:45am feeling like the ultimate apex predator — because nothing screams “alpha male” quite like ordering 400g of pre-slaughtered ribeye on DoorDash while still in bed. Real men don’t count calories. They count carcasses. The planet? Burping methane like a frat boy after taco night. But hey, that’s just nature’s standing ovation for the carnivore king. 6:52am – Slathered beef tallow on his face. (Feedlot runoff poisoned Texas rivers, but at least his skin has that “ancestral glow”… and zero self-awareness.) 7:10am – 400g ribeye for breakfast. The cow lived in her own shit, farted enough to match his diesel truck, and died so he could flex on the timeline. He salted it like a conqueror claiming his spoils. Salt mined by destroying Utah aquifers. Classic Sama: dominating everything except his own hypocrisy. 8:00am – Dressed in wool from overgrazed hills, leather from a calf that never saw adulthood, and fossil-fuel sneakers. His outfit has a bigger land footprint than Chloe’s entire wardrobe. But real men don’t do “footprints.” They do carbon dominance — and then call women “weak” for choosing differently. 9:30am – Tweeted that vegans are the real animal killers. Phone made with the same child labour and conflict minerals as Chloe’s. Algorithm fed him grass-fed collagen ads. He liked it and admired his reflection: “Peak male performance.” 12:00pm – Bison patties for lunch. “Regenerative” on land where wild herds used to roam — until ranchers shot them all. Still needs Brazilian soy, the same fields he mocks Chloe for. But admitting that would require nuance, and nuance is for girls. 1:30pm – Drove his diesel truck to the gym. “Just Eat Local Meat” sticker proudly displayed, right next to the fragile male ego. 3:00pm – Bought another cast-iron skillet forged in toxic fumes and exploited labour. Added it to his knife collection sharpened with blood diamonds. Nothing screams “strong man” like tools built on suffering. 6:00pm – Dinner: liver, heart, bacon. Pigs smart enough to play video games, gassed to death for his “carnivore life, bro.” Plastic packaging will outlive him by centuries. But at least his testosterone feels high… or is that just the cognitive dissonance? 8:00pm – Watched a regenerative grazing doc, shed manly tears, posted: “We have to do better… by eating more steak.” Because the solution to environmental destruction is obviously doubling down - peak male logic. Sama measures success by how loud he chews and how many animals he “honours” with his fork. Legend status achieved. By every other metric - methane, water waste, habitat loss, slaughterhouse horror, plastic trash, and killing hundreds of sentient beings a year - he’s a walking eco-disaster with a superiority complex. But sure, keep calling Chloe the villain for her avocado. After all, real men don’t do nuance. They do steak… and misogyny.
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Sama Hoole
Sama Hoole@SamaHoole·
Chloe woke up at 6:45am and immediately felt proud of herself. She had, after all, not eaten a single animal product in four years. The planet was healing. She could feel it. 6:52am - Applied her morning SPF. The SPF contains beeswax. Chloe does not know this. Moving on. 7:10am - Breakfast: a smoothie containing avocado. The avocado was grown in Michoacán, Mexico, on land where a pine forest was until 2019. It required approximately 320 litres of water to produce. It was flown to the UK. Chloe sprinkled hemp seeds on top. The hemp seeds came from China. Chloe felt connected to the earth. 8:00am - Got dressed. Polyester leggings, derived from crude oil. A bamboo top that was processed using carbon disulphide in a Taiwanese chemical plant. Trainers with a recycled plastic upper that sheds microplastics into waterways with every wash. Chloe's outfit today had a higher carbon footprint than a ribeye steak. Chloe does not know this either. 9:30am - Posted on Instagram about choosing compassion. The phone was manufactured in a Shenzhen factory using cobalt from the DRC, where mining operations have displaced local communities and killed an unknowable number of small mammals, reptiles, and insects. The algorithm served Chloe an ad for oat milk. Chloe liked it. 12:00pm - Lunch: tofu stir-fry. The soy was grown in Brazil. Brazil produces more soy than almost any country on earth. The primary reason is soybean oil: one of the most widely used industrial and culinary oils on the planet. The soymeal left over after oil extraction is fed to livestock as a byproduct. Chloe is aware of the livestock connection and finds it outrageous. She has not looked into why the soy was grown in the first place. The answer is the oil. The oil is in her salad dressing. 1:30pm - Drove to the garden centre. The car runs on petrol. Chloe has a Just Stop Oil sticker on the bumper. This is not being commented on further. 3:00pm - Bought a monstera. The monstera was grown in a Dutch greenhouse using natural gas heating. Chloe put it next to the pothos that is slowly poisoning the neighbourhood cats. 6:00pm - Dinner: pasta with cashew cream sauce. The cashews were processed in Vietnam, often by workers in conditions that would prompt significant commentary if they were in an abattoir. 8:00pm - Watched a documentary about factory farming. Wept. Posted about it. Caption: "We have to do better." Chloe is, by every measure she has chosen to measure by, doing brilliantly. By some of the others, the picture is more complicated. Chloe has not chosen to measure by those.
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Chris@Agent_Psmith·
@historydefined What’s insane is how bad they are. They should score practically every time.
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History Defined@historydefined·
Insane old MLS penalty shoot-outs
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Secretary Kennedy
Secretary Kennedy@SecKennedy·
.@EDSecMcMahon and I announced that, starting this fall, 53 medical schools across 31 states will deliver at least 40 hours of nutrition education during undergraduate medical training. This landmark reform will transform medical education, equip future physicians to prevent and treat chronic disease, and advance @POTUS’s commitment to end the chronic disease epidemic.
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@PresentWitness_ No men in women’s sports without the express, written approval of Major League Baseball.
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HustleBitch@HustleBitch_·
🚨 THEY DIDN’T WANT YOU TO SEE THIS — MEN CAUGHT LOADING NYC SNOW INTO A U-HAUL AT NIGHT Two men were caught on camera shoveling piles of New York City snow straight off the street into the back of a U-Haul. Not plowing it. Not clearing sidewalks. No sanitation logos. No city trucks. They were filling the rental and shutting the door. The woman filming said she was too stunned to process what she was watching. Why move snow in the middle of the night? Where is that U-Haul taking it? And the bigger question… what exactly is in that snow?
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Men in Blazers
Men in Blazers@MenInBlazers·
Ten years ago today, Louis van Gaal hit the deck and an iconic meme was born 😭
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Chris@Agent_Psmith·
@Scarlet_Sash У них есть дипломы, но они развращены движением за права животных.
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LolloRosso&Frissee@Scarlet_Sash·
@Agent_Psmith Думаешь, у них нет медицинских дипломов или они не привлекают людей с медицинскими дипломами?
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Men in Blazers@MenInBlazers·
A reminder about VARless football... 🧐 Tammy Abraham's first goal since returning to Aston Villa stands, but he looks to be offside, and there's no VAR to review it in this round of the FA Cup 👀
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JT | Jerry Teixeira
JT | Jerry Teixeira@jerryteixeira·
Quarterly reminder: sprinters are “jacked”because they strength train to optimize for their sport See pictures of elite sprinters from any era before strength training was part of their sport and none are jacked. 1960 Olympic sprinters pictured. Zero are jacked
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Sprints trigger a massive hormonal surge compared to steady-state cardio Find a hill and run up it until your lungs burn Just compare the skinny vegan twig long distance runners with the jacked sprinters

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Chris@Agent_Psmith·
@REV_Insulin_Res Kale doesn’t have any vitamin A. The chart is wrong.
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Chris@Agent_Psmith·
@MatthewJDalby Which begs the question, what’s their point other than virtue signaling?
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Matthew Dalby
Matthew Dalby@MatthewJDalby·
But they don't actually leave their country.
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A.A.Milne
A.A.Milne@A_AMilne·
“An animal who carries her family about with her in her pocket! Suppose I carried my family about with me in my pocket, how many pockets should I want? 17?” said Rabbit. “And one more for a handkerchief - that’s 18. 18 pockets in one suit! I haven’t time.” ~ A.A.Milne
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