Mr. Frog

@Aella_Girl @climatepaige Why'd you have plastic surgery?

@climatepaige upon request my partner now explicitly notes instances in which he thinks i am pretty. it's gotten better since my plastic surgery

hm the fantasy of finding a guy who makes more than me is growing increasingly difficult the more money i make

@Aella_Girl Are you going to stay single for life?

@endofanerajc Oh, and turned off the main circuit breaker outside.

@endofanerajc You coulda just turned the gas main off and opened some windows. Glad no one was hurt though.

my house smells like gas so now we’ve called the fire department and all of our pets and us are out on the street waiting for the gas man to make sure our house doesn’t explode!!!

@camibrown1984 Negging

The comments I get. Thank you? I really don’t care what anyone thinks about me other than my boyfriend to be honest.

@WoldenAnita You were wearing a bra😢

It’s wear your favorite band-jersey today!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

@NotReallyStacy That actually fools a lot of women tbh. I know of at least a couple that told me it happened to them.

Also, no matter how hard they try, men cannot think like women. The dead give away is when a man is pretending to be a woman and tries to be my friend hoping I will talk about sex or share pics "Girl to girl" LOL. Most of them talk about sex like its straight out of penthouse magazine, nothing like how girls chat about sex. 🤣🤣

Some of you men on here need to do a better job with the pics you share if you are pretending you are single. Women know when a man decorates a home and when a woman decorates a home. 🤣

@NotReallyStacy 🤔

@NotReallyStacy feminine touch to the way his apartment was arranged. So, this is actually true!

@NotReallyStacy I once asked a female mutual to check out the instagram page of some I had followed a long time but thought she was secretly a man using AI pics. So she looked and told me it was 100% a man. I asked how she knew and one of the things she mentioned was that there was no(1/2)

@RiderofWolves What kinda convention?

I'll be in Orlando Florida late next week for a covention. Do any of my followers live around there?

@juliaeatsjulia 👀

You guys. Don’t wear this if you have to pee a a lot.

@juliaeatsjulia Love it!

Oh boy this banger is coming back to bite me in the ___ does this mean I’m getting my hacked account back.

@SarahSevans2000 Idk. Show me yours I'll let you know😉

Tonight’s topic. Camel toe. Yay or nay?

@EVA24011 Those males are young and dumb tbh

Keep seeing male tweets about wanting a 5’2 female with tattoos and an attitude but what about the taller females without tats that love to couch rot and binge eat?? (Me)

@SarahSevans2000 🔥

Today’s fit check #1

@meeshcasey Are sober and single frogs OK?

If the married men with too much liquor could quit messaging me, that’d be great 👍

@caseymicheller Hey! Glad to see you back!

I could go for a Juneteenth DO tomorrow, today tho