Archaeus (e/acc)

She let me hit Her context window limit

@Andercot They create black holes And inside the black hole is a pocket universe Going really fast And eventually intelligent life emerges and turns the universe into computronium And then uses that to do the computation All within 2 business days

We probably live inside a Black Hole

@signulll We will all be beautiful ones

i was talking to someone who was on a glp-1 & she had completely lost her libido. does that mean ozempic is basically a sterilization vehicle for the human race?

@signulll @tszzl Looksmaxxing will be the rat race of the future

@tszzl if everyone has a universal high income, no one does.

everybody, welcome to the permanent upper class. enjoy your universal high income

@hoshizorarock "Mother Fucker" lmfao

おいアメリカ人よ。 君達の秘密はバレているぞ。 君達は日本旅行にくる前に変身できるんだってな。

@Puzzlesonly Another answer is ∞ (∞ + ∞)/∞ = 32 ∞ + ∞ is just ∞ ∞/∞ is finite, which satisfies the equation 32

@Puzzlesonly x = 0 0/0 = 32 because 0/0 = every number

Find the value of x

@alz_zyd_ This "long 20s" is contrary to human needs. You want it to continue because it's all you know and you have the most optionality. Ideally, it would never happen. College. Then everyone pairs off by age 24, max. Then the next chapter, which is more meaningful, right away.

During your "long 20's", from when you settle into a job a year or two after college, to when you have kids, nothing actually happens, really. Life is the same cycle of work, hit the newest fancy restaurant, get some drinks, work... as if things will go on forever like this

@imoutclimbing @Puzzlesonly We may do algebra with whatever axioms we choose. The axioms come from our understanding of quantity. And the better we understand reality through philosophy, the more we may refine our axioms. Does 0 have 32 parts of size 0? 0*32 = 0 It looks like it does.

@ArchaeusGlimpse @Puzzlesonly So you're saying that 0 has 32 zero parts... If algebra didn't already preclude your argument, you might have something for drunk people to argue about... 🤣

@imoutclimbing @Puzzlesonly By that number being 0 Dividing 0 into 0 parts That could be 0 parts of size 1 Or 2 Or 32

@ArchaeusGlimpse @Puzzlesonly Division by zero is not a valid operation. How can you take a number and divide it into zero parts?

@liron Fired for being bad at small talk

This is the best AI personality

This is Melody, humanoid for AI companionship. Tuned specifically for social & emotional exchanges. Maintains eye contact, recalls context & handles dialogue. uses facial actuators + skin material to make these expressions feel responsive & human-like.

@The_Trumper_ @slow_developer I'm just saying. Also, the wall appears to have another dimension, which isn't even labelled on the graph.

@ArchaeusGlimpse @slow_developer Are you retarded? Have you ever heard of this thing called a "joke"?

bad news LLMs are hitting a wall

I wanna get addicted to getting up early, hitting the bong, and eating pussy like y’all, what’s the secret??

@slow_developer I don't know, this AI generated image is actually pretty good? This stuff is getting more and more impressive

@drydenwtbrown Portly Wall-E Wireheaders Muscular Looksmaxxers Very Thin Holdouts With Flip Phones

However, artificial intelligence is obsoleting all portly merchants. Consider yourself warned.

@junkbondanalyst Ever heard of "Grindmas"? This is a bit like that.

Is anybody actually working today? The answer should be no.

@fromdusktildawn Sounds like communism to me. That's how it starts. First redistribution, then the complete state seizure of all private property. Then the secret police start going after people. That's how it happens every time and the disturbing thing is, people vote for it.

アメリカ人に聞きたいんだけど、 アメリカの一人当たりGDPは日本の2.6倍もあるのに、 なんでそんなに生活が苦しい人が多いの？ 高所得の人がたくさんいるんだから、再分配を少し強化するだけで、貧しい人たちの生活はぐっと楽になると思うけど、なんで再分配を強化しないの？ ちなみに、再分配を強化するのは社会主義でも共産主義でもないよ。 それは修正資本主義。君たちの大好きな資本主義を、ほんのちょっと修正しただけのものだよ。

Yeah, you can write an autobiography that puts you in a new light and it's as if you had a win. You don't even need to make up a win. But you could do that, too. Add some fictional elements. But you don't even have to. And then the next chapter of your life will flow naturally.

you can literally wake up one day and be like “actually, fuck everything about my past and the self-sabotaging identity i had” and decide to live an entirely new life and be someone who always fucking wins. it doesn’t take a feeling or breakthrough moment or epiphany. only a decision.

@thegenesisbl0ck These haircuts would be quite strong class markers in the UK

Please ditch the broke boy haircut, I’m begging.