@NapoleonBonabot Fake altruism from the worst people you’ve ever met
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Benjamin Frey Hesse
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Benjamin Frey Hesse
@BengeDrinking
Rangers season ticket holder. Steve Cohen adorer. Manhattan.
Mets/Rangers/Giants Entrou em Aralık 2011
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>Red: guaranteed survival
>Blue: survival only if enough people press blue
Am I losing my mind? Why do so many people see blue as the favorable option?
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@dread_stunlock @PolitlcsUK @grok Agreed. Should've just shot him through the skull.
I hope the next video of someone getting booted in the face involves your face and a steel toe.
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@PolitlcsUK As horrible as the stabbing was, I do not condone or agree with kicking to the face?
@grok can you shed some light, what the actual fuck? Is there a nuance or Police officer kicking someone in the head while they are down and tazed and restrained?
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🚨 WATCH: Police struggle to detain the 45-year-old suspect after two Jewish people were stabbed in Golders Green
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i think this is a much better flag instead of that racist flag im ngl
Unsatisfied NCSU Fan@tuffycentral
LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY! DIXIE LAND!!! #Canefederacy
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@mugnoma If they don’t move up via lottery, PLEASE give me Chase Reid
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I think this is the most Can’t Miss draft pick in #NYR history.
I don’t feel like typing why, but I think we all get it.
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CONGRATS TO THOSE WHO FOUND US ❤️💙
Colorado Avalanche@Avalanche
Come find Avsmin for a surprise 👀
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Two years ago, Naomi Guzman doused her father in lighter fluid and tried to set him on fire, then broke into a church and threatened a priest with a knife. She was found incompetent to stand trial and released.
Today, she abducted a toddler and stabbed him before she was shot and killed by police.
Omaha Scanner@omaha_scanner
.@OmahaPolice have provided an update regarding the officer-involved shooting at 1606 S 72nd Street earlier today. The suspect was identified as Noemi Guzman, 31. The Omaha Police Department is asking any independent witnesses who may have observed or recorded any actions of Ms. Guzman during this incident to please contact the department directly at 402-444-4877. Please reference Report Number: AA31063 when calling. Your information could be valuable to the ongoing investigation. (1/2)
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@nypost Yankee and Islander organizations becoming incredibly based, I'm in hell
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Islanders fans rally behind jailed 'cooler cop' Erik Duran after launch of defense legal fund trib.al/OSxHwr8
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@aadilpickle You hired a butler to meticulously shop for you and a chauffer to give your groceries an Uber ride to your house, and you're complaining that it costs more than getting off your lazy ass? If that's how much your brain is developed, I'm surprised you could even read the receipt.
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made a $175 instacart order and the shopper left the reciept in the bag
found out it would cost $125 if shopped in person
40% markup what a great business model
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@MarcoFoster_ Idk, I think it's really easy to keep crime stats down when you decriminalize rape gangs
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Riz Ahmed: “We’ve had a Muslim mayor now for a long time in the UK, in London. There’s this really hilarious meme that’s like London’s been taken over and Sharia Law and it’s dangerous, Sadiq Khan, it’s the Taliban. Actually, violent crime in London is at an all time low”
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@nightshade105 @gholdango Saw this on reddit from a deleted account, would give credit if I could.
Pretty close to what you're looking for
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@gholdango I need someone to make an image of Regigigas hitting Weezing like a bong for that Neutralizing Gas
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@FredoDaGawd7 “Ny Mag columnist” taking shots at people with laptop careers is also hilarious. I literally can’t think of a faker job than writing for a magazine in 2026.
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Yankee fan trying to convince normal people they aren’t the team of bankers and lawyers lol
Ross Barkan@RossBarkan
The Mets fan base doesn't really send its best, so I'll explain my point as plainly as I can: of course, there are NY native Mets fans. Many, many. But if you are a gentrifier laptop class individual, pure transplant, the odds are you are a Mets fan.
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@StatBoy_Steven “We need an American defenseman!” *Passes on clearly the best American defenseman*
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We picked EJ Emery, who couldn't even make the WJC team, 13 spots ahead of Cole Hutson. #NYR
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@Plakata22 Upset? I'm the usual amount of upset because I have to share the country with disgusting people like you, but the baseball results have actually cheered me up.
I just felt like you haven't been called a loser enough yet today. Figured I'd get another jab in. I'm glad you saw!
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Whatever. So we rooting for Venezuela to win it all right?
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@TheMetsX He's the biggest loser ever, but watch out when talking smack. He might send you a lukewarm clapback with the cringiest adjectives I've ever heard and 10K botted likes.
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Jeff Passan stayed up until 4am to write an article about how a 9 inning game was ruined by two bad calls that went his own country’s way.
What a fucking dork.
Jeff Passan@JeffPassan
"100% it was a ball." The spectacular USA-Dominican Republic WBC semifinal game was marred by blown calls -- including one that ended the game. I spoke with Geraldo Perdomo, Juan Soto and DR GM Nelson Cruz about it. Here's what they said, free at ESPN: espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…
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@sidmeowsby Hockey is for people like him. Hockey is not for people like you.
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@yikesmorg They lied to you, it’s not for everyone
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Rumor: This is a projected Penguins-Rangers trade for Pittsburgh's own Vincent Trocheck that's making the rounds:
Penguins trade
2026 1st round pick
2027 2nd round pick
Rutger McGroarty
Prospect Bill Zonnon
for
Vincent Trocheck
I would do that. Would you?
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