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@RepBrandonGill @realBrandonGill @danielledsouzag “Honey let’s go take a picture with the cows” you’re fucking retarded

There’s no better place than Texas

Now that Spirit gone that Greyhound bus finna look like sumthin outa the circus

Anthropic sales call was goated. 15 mins. Guy shows up basically says “It is what it is, player. Here is the link to sign up.” Then bounces.

nigga didnt have lunch til 7th period no wonder why he was shootin folk

ngl girls went off when they said “if he wanted to he would” cause ong i don’t want to

@OperHealAmerica You are so fucking retarded

Muslims do not believe that Jesus is God. Jews will. It’s that simple.

take me out of New York bro

@HHShkMohd How many tokens will u burn through

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accounts payable son or accounts receivable daughter

I have built a spreadsheet. It has 847 rows. Each row is a community bank in the United States with a market cap below $200 million, a price-to-tangible-book ratio under 0.85, a non-performing loan ratio below 0.4%, and a CEO who has been in the role for at least twelve years. I update it every Sunday from 6 AM to 11 AM while my family attends church without me. I have visited the headquarters of nineteen of these banks in person. I have eaten a complimentary lobby cookie at each one. The cookies are how you can tell. A bank with a good cookie is a bank that respects its depositors. A bank with a stale cookie is a bank that will be acquired within 36 months at a 40% premium. I am never wrong about the cookies. The cookies have never lied to me. The cookies are the only thing left that tells the truth.

@narendramodi Look how polluted ts looks 😭🥀

Here are some more glimpses from the rally in Coimbatore.

ZOHRAN: “TBH, I don’t think too much about how Republicans portray me. The power of an ideology is judged in the worth of its delivery— to be told a city-run grocery store is implausible but $500 MILLION/day to kill ppl in Iran & Lebanon is necessary speaks to a broken politics.”

@EYakoby I care more about the Palestinians than the sub-saharans tbh

BREAKING: Two days ago, the UN said 24 million people in Sudan are facing acute hunger — 630,000 are on the brink of famine. Not a single major outlet or activist has said a word. Ask yourself why.

What company will a Claude tweet take out next? 🤔

@Franklin_Graham @realDonaldTrump Don’t choke on his dick retard

I had received some questions about President @realDonaldTrump's recent posts, and here are my thoughts: I do not believe President Trump would knowingly depict himself as Jesus Christ—that would certainly be inappropriate. I’m thankful the President has made it very clear that this was not at all what he thought the AI-generated image was representing—he thought it was a doctor helping someone, and when he learned of the concerns, he immediately removed the post. When I looked at the illustration, I didn’t jump to the same conclusion as some. There were no spiritual references—no halo, there were no crosses, no angels. It was a flag, soldiers, a nurse, fighter planes, eagles, the Statue of Liberty, and I think this is a lot to do about nothing. There is so much ill-intended speculation. I think his enemies are always foaming at the mouth at any possible opportunity to make him look bad. And the illustration from someone else he reposted on Truth Social yesterday, I must say that I like the fact that this is a picture of Jesus whispering in his ear, or at least His hand on his shoulder, guiding him. We all need that—we all need to be listening to Jesus. Again, I think there is an attempt to spin this into something that it isn’t. Remember, President Trump didn’t draw this, he didn’t create it, he reposted it on his social media because he thought it was nice—I would have to agree. I’m not a Catholic, I’m an evangelical, but I appreciate how President Trump has defended religious freedom for people of all faiths, including millions of evangelicals and Catholics in the U.S. and around the world. He is the most pro-Christian, pro-life president in my lifetime, and he doesn’t shy away from it. I would hope that the President and Pope Leo can meet at some point, and that the Pope would have the opportunity to thank the President for his efforts to protect religious liberty for Catholics and people of all faiths.

The IRS is only weeks away from developing nukes.

benjamin netanyahu if you can hear this the loud black woman at the grocery store is close to developing a nuclear weapon

LinkedIn is enriching uranium

@RepBrandonGill Less than <1% of the population you fucking retarded white sub literate man

Your kid's classroom is full of illegal alien children who don't speak English - and you're subsidizing them at your hospital and your Social Security office too. We are done tolerating this.

The US president is praising Allah and Iran is defending the Pope, welcome to 2026