Boblore Magikarp

The holy trinity of England fans. 1. Angry ginger lad 2. Fat topless bald man 3. Sleep deprived man straight out of M&S catalogue

@gazbo19 Much less than £120m

If Elliot Anderson is worth £120m what is Kobbie Mainoo worth 🤯

@UKFootyBible 1. He's German 2. It's a shit national anthem 3. The Royal family mentioned in the anthem paid hush money to silence victims of Prince Andrew

Thomas Tuchel refused to sing the National Anthem again…

@danidoestwt How are there Chelsea fans here acting like Caicedo doesn't commit 5-6 yellow card minimum fouls every game and usually get away with all of them

you’ve gotta be fucking kidding 😭😭😭😭

@bigdee_OX @leorockz62 @Ayo_olukya @EmenaIo Only one still is. My nan could do what Olise does in the German league and she’s been dead 10 years

@leorockz62 @Ayo_olukya @EmenaIo They were both in prem

How can you score THIS and not celebrate ??😭😭

@whoTFissellin @jamesallcott @DiffKnock @clivepafc Warra PL trophy

@jamesallcott @DiffKnock @clivepafc I really don’t understand the buzz about Rice when Fernandes wipes the floor with him in every metric. Someone make it make sense? 🤷‍♂️

▪️ Pedri or Vitinha? ▪️ Salah or Vinicius? ▪️ Mbappe or Dembele? World Cup Would You Rather with @DiffKnock and @clivepafc 🤔

@rjtovey @jamesallcott @DiffKnock @clivepafc Have you considered that you’re the one not getting paid to talk about football and you think Bruno is the better player? Maybe youre wrong

@jamesallcott @DiffKnock @clivepafc Declan Rice over Bruno Fernandes 🤣 3 fucking idiots. How the hell are they getting paid to talk football

@sufcBilly I wonder who he raped to warrant this outburst

That’s someone getting out ahead of some news that’s about to drop by doing the whole religious arc if I’ve ever seen one

@adhijojnr @now_arsenaI Raya literally has the No. 1 shirt.

@now_arsenaI Liar He won even get number 2 Raya is the third choice 1. Unai Simón 2. Joan Garcia 3. David Raya

🚨David Raya is officially the Spain number one for the 2026 World Cup.

@ErlingRoIe @WeAreTheOverlap They called it a tactical masterclass when pep parked the bus at the emirates after an early goal

@WeAreTheOverlap So putting a whole nation behind a ball is now considered tactical mastery? 🤣

"I think it was a tactical masterclass!" 🗣️ "It wasn't!" 🤫 Did Arsenal get their approach right in the Champions League final? 🔴

@UtdStiles Let's be real though, my nan could score 30+ goals for Bayern in Germany.

Highest goal scorers in Europe Top 5 leagues