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@ThrillaRilla369 The numbers from your tax return means the parent gave the govt and interest free loan and you didn’t. That has nothing to do with your tax rate for the year.

My tax return: -$362.78 Someone with 6 kids who hasn't worked all year: $11,385

@Joelbirmz12 Because they are adults

Why the fuck has someone started lawnmower up at fucking 7:20am on a fucking Saturday?? Prick

@XRPamici @WylieZander @TourSwingsTommy Precisely. I once got cart path and hit it 400!

@Bootstraps99 @WylieZander @TourSwingsTommy Ya I can hit it 270, but I have a shit load of penalties off the tee and still may top it on to the ladies tee occasionally

If you’re playing with someone who tells you they hit their driver 210 yards, you’re about to have a great round. Means the guy has zero ego and knows his game. It’s mind-blowing how many guys out there supposedly drive the ball 270 yards. Where are they?

@WylieZander @TourSwingsTommy 270 is 89% of an average tour player. If you think you hit it 270, you likely CAN hit it 270. However, you usually don’t because it goes wide left, wide right, not struck well, and your average distance is likely closer to 230. People just use their potential as their distance

@TourSwingsTommy 270 isn’t a lot. It’s people saying 300 that are the problem

@RensingTrades That’s plenty logical, but the government has royally fucked that option by spending like a billionaires teenager

I honestly believe we should get rid of the IRS and just go to a consumption tax The more you buy, the more you spend, the more tax you pay! What do you think?

@Darth_Hound @P202641716 @lady_valor_07 I’ve seen 3 other accounts post this So lame dude, stealing other posts because you’re* too lame to think of your own...

@P202641716 @lady_valor_07 Iv seen 2 other accounts post this So lame dude, stealing other posts because your too lame to think of your own...

men will smoke a huge slab of meat and be like “ok dinner is ready!” and it’s just the meat. No sides, nothing to drink, just here is my meat.

@lady_valor_07 Yes

@chefsevenn Prime rib is not steak

What comes to mind when you see this steak..

@justice4ryry @piratecapt16 @sport_midwest There is literally nothing that is the best and from Oklahoma.

@piratecapt16 @sport_midwest Nobody’s stealing your shitty ass bbq. Everyone knows the best bbq comes from Oklahoma.

Sooo like fuck BBQ from outside these 3 states.

@piratecapt16 @sport_midwest If you need sauce your BBQ sucks. Cardboard tastes fine with BBQ sauce too

Those three states have no idea what BBQ is. Beef ain’t BBQ. Never has been. Never will be. Since y’all are relatively new comers to the US, sit back and watch how the grown folks do it. 13 states are 250 years old this year, 37 ain’t. Y’all are all part of the ain’t. You are welcome to celebrate with us, but stop trying to steal our BBQ.

@theblockspot Neither is ever happening, but every year the bracket is failed 10s of millions of times. Skenes would give up a HR in that many pitches. Just through dumb luck swinging in a spot with no real consideration of the pitch

What’s more difficult ??? • Making a PERFECT bracket • Hitting a HR off Paul Skenes Assuming you’re just an average person.

@Hockey1Stars Guess who they credited the hit to lol

Kinda like hittin’ a big tree…lol #DallasStars #TexasHockey #DALvsCOL

@GoldenKnightGFX Most is unfair, many*

@GoldenKnightGFX Most of us didn’t. We moved on

I would never be able to recover if I were a Mavs fan. How?????

@1ssve That safety feature already exists. You give your consent when you press send

Dear Apple, create a safety feature in iMessage that doesn’t allow people to screenshot text messages unless both parties have given permission.

@denversportsfan And just to get ahead of all the Pacific team fans… best does not mean easy. It means easier than playing 1 or 2 of Col/Dal/Min

@denversportsfan 4th place in the central having the best path to the WCF seems like it could be an issue lol

I hate to break it to you, Wild, but no matter how hard you try, you’re not catching Utah.

@samnestler Not that it makes it ok but missing key penalty killers from a killing and face off perspective in Hintz and Faksa does hurt for that specific stat

The 30th ranked Avs PP has now scored four times in two games and one period against Dallas this year. That's bad news for Dallas if looking at a potential playoff matchup.

@NateM61201 @CardPurchaser Just depends if your card is fairly priced. I don’t ever think of my offers as a percentage. In part because I know I’ve listed many a card that continually delists and the asking could be aggressively out dated.

I had a card listed on eBay for 4 dollars. Someone offered me 2. I don’t even negotiate at that point, straight decline. If you are wanting 50 % off a 4 dollar card you can kick rocks. Opinions? @CardPurchaser

@TopTierPucks @GameDayDataBets He is 50th in plus minus and was -2 last night with a goal. He has a great shot and takes full of advantage of the space he gets playing with Connor/Leon. The Norris shouldn’t be about the defender with the most points. Obviously removes PP but Ekholm has significantly better +/-

@GameDayDataBets 0 super bowls What makes a good dman is helping your team win. And Bouchard wins his minutes more than anyone else itl

NHL should seriously rethink the people they have voting for these awards. The fact that neither Bouchard or Celebrini are top 3 for their award right now when they’re arguably the favorites is ridiculous