Chapter master Pedro 'Mr. Fister' Kantor

Calling the cops is basically just calling a badged and licensed secretary at this point. Someone breaks into your house while youre gone? Call the secretary to come take an inventory of stuff you lost. Someone breaks in while youre there? Call the secretary to tell them how cool you are and pick up the body. Id make the argument that calling the cops has not once improved someones situation vs just using a gun and handling it yourself. Yes that includes domestic violence. Youre not calling someone because you want a professional clerk, youre calling them because you want someone with a gun to come and fix situations that require a gun. So its easier to just have the gun already.

@KeplersMels @thechosenberg Only someone who doesnt value their time would say that. You absolutely can waste time.

@CMPedroKantor @thechosenberg there is no such thing as wasted time. just lessons learned and the future. i dont think this dude is 80 for it to be this over.

They’re calling it the most Millennial post of all time

@CopTalkLIVE Not for nothing here but the more time she spends making tiktoks in her squad car the chance of her shooting someone or pepper spraying some dude for *existing in a public place* goes steadily down.

Is this the example we want set for our female police officers?

Artists are natural narcissists. Normal people take being told theyre good at something as a one off compliment for a job well done. Creative types view everything they do as a competition entry where the grand prize for 5th place is an unrelenting superiority complex because they can draw boobs ok enough to masturbate to.

Why are online artists the most entitled people on the planet? It's not all of them but the ones that are like that are so insufferable that I actively cheer on anything that upsets them (usually political in nature)

@TsunDwarf @thechosenberg Hey just because your mom is in to puppy play doesnt mean you get to shit on her like that, we dont kink shame in your moms house ok champ?

@CMPedroKantor @thechosenberg You could own a dog and it wouldn't miss you.

@alphafox I dunno man we use a whole lot of "finding X" in electrical engineering. Do they not teach that to English majors?

Woman reveals compelling evidence as to why elementary school through high school is a scam: 💯

@kenzietuff Never thought id ever see that quote used to defend natural births but it works well 🤣

“An animal's panicked impulse is to escape the pain at all costs, even if it harms itself. A human uses higher reason to endure the pain for a tactical advantage.” - Dune, 1965

@Ne_pas_couvrir Not a drop of tits to be found and covered in tattoos, the double whammy.

Demoralization.

@ibozoouu192103 @Ne_pas_couvrir Judging by the camper van shes already there.

@Ne_pas_couvrir She will end up homeless.

@lporiginalg -authors note, greeks have infamously low standards.

Theres a 2nd order consequence I dont think even the jews in media expected to happen with "diverse" casting choices for normie slop shows like how I met your mother and friends was portraying mixed groups of friends all hanging out cohesively. Men and women didnt mix platonically at all, ever, for thousands of years and one reason among many, is someone is going to catch feelings at some point. Women having social autonomy created this self replicating neurosis where they think they can be friends with men so they pursue friendships with dudes they would never consider being romantic with and men being men treat this as the "getting to know someone" step in dating. Media takes this abhorrent development in intergender relations and amplifies it by portraying this interplay as normal and if the dude can just "be yourself hard enough" he will eventually win her over which as we know almost never works because the woman was never interested in that way from the get go.

Why are women so repulsed by the idea of a man they know and trust falling in love with them? The dude knows you and decided none of your flaws are deal breakers, and now he wants to spend his life with you. Why is that a bad thing? How is that, in any sense, a betrayal?

@LizzyStarrrdust Camera is facing the wrong way, common problem. Hyst gotta hit that little circular arrow in the camera app and it can fixed.

Hanging laundry on the line, topless, on the homestead.

@agraybee x.com/i/status/20753…

This is *by far* the healthiest possible way to cope with learning your wife was never attracted to you.

@svenbrimstone @agraybee Its reddit, that likelihood is near 0

@agraybee Also - if his relationship with his now ex-wife is this solid, he is this emotionally well-regulated, and the "hot" label is even 10% true, he won't be single for long.

@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl People got pretty mad that I said "if your wife leaves you to be a lesbian you should beat her ass because she stole your time but also to get her ready for a lesbian relationship."

That's a lesbian working out her domestic violence muscles.

"ThAtS IlLeGaL" So? First she stole his time, and now his money. Legality =/= morality and in times gone by shed be pilloried or preferably drowned in a bog since shes divorcing to pursue a poop sex lifestyle. Not for nothing but beating her ass is the right thing to do since its going to get her ready for her new lesbo relationship. Gotta show her the ropes.

@CMPedroKantor @thechosenberg 1) it's illegal 2) you should use your words big boy. "I think it's horrible that you accepted my proposal knowing you weren't attracted to me. I don't find your cake funny and I don't see myself talking to you in the future unless it's about our child" - won't get you a fine

@HubPointless None of them are good. Theyre basically fan service that makes GE's turbine department look mediocre by comparison.

So what’s even the reception to those Walking Dead spin off shows. Does anyone consider them canon, does anyone care. I didn’t even know those shows existed

Turn those comments back on pussy. You got nothing to hide right?

@No0neespecial @wizardbro7 @PoutineDaddy @thechosenberg Timely reminder, Talking after being muted is needy faggot behavior.

@CMPedroKantor @wizardbro7 @PoutineDaddy @thechosenberg ooooh booobooo the badass space marine cant handle some words boohoo googoogaga you want me to change your diaper? :((((((

@No0neespecial @wizardbro7 @PoutineDaddy @thechosenberg Lol ok, squatamalan thats enough retard for me today. Muted.

@CMPedroKantor @wizardbro7 @PoutineDaddy @thechosenberg no, wait… blue checkmark? oh shit, you’re retarded AND paying for it? fucking hell

@TsunDwarf @thechosenberg No, your mom would miss me sport.

@CMPedroKantor @thechosenberg You ever consider giving a shotgun a blowjob? You should.