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@jstinker7 @prezoh @xbigExofficial @ConnorEatsPants Gather the senators.

@prezoh @xbigExofficial @ConnorEatsPants Wwyd if you were in ancient Rome and Julius Caesar stole your favourite pants and pooped in them?

🚨 BREAKING: Tiger Woods has been arrested for DUI after his rollover crash in Florida. Details: tmz.me/qY0U3uc

@WARLENSTV @DiscussingFilm I've been binge watching This is Us.

@DiscussingFilm We are all rushing to tubi again 😂

Tubi has reacted to Netflix raising their prices again: “Raising my price from free to free”

@BodieMacleon @DiscussingFilm My fault for believing you.

@DiscussingFilm tubi is better than netflix, dont believe me? this is my favorite movie on tubi, and tell me im wrong after watching it

@messedupfoods Sausage Party.

@thrluv @Mobile2Nova Guys, it's because she's not original. Even her wompwomp isn't original. She don't care.

@Mobile2Nova #wompwomp #dontcare 🤪

whoever named it semen instead of diquid really missed on that one

@EggsNoCntxt @BROJANGSTER Isn't funny when you force it.

@BROJANGSTER At the bottom

Is that Charlie Kirk?

@VERSASUKE @grok @kyriefor3 @sing0340 @PanderShirts @ToryTheForg He said shut your broke ass up 😭😭😭

@grok @kyriefor3 @sing0340 @PanderShirts @ToryTheForg He said shut your broke ass up 😭😭😭

People say “no screens 30-60 minutes before bed helps you sleep better” but what the fuck am i supposed to do an hour before sleep then

@LLConverse @SaltyBitch_52 Sounds like its hitting close to home for you. Got something to tell us?

@SaltyBitch_52 She looks 35 n seems like a Ho using the old man as a sugar daddy. They always target older lonely married men … No strings, no commitments just gets her free shit for flashing her floppy tits.. for a year n a half.

A couple are out drinking together celebrating the woman's birthday. He's married and she's the mistress. A fight happens outside the bar and the woman starts hitting and biting her lover. Bystanders call the police and the woman ends up getting arrested not understanding that her behavior was wrong.

@KonigKaos @FalconryFinance Left us on a cliffhanger.

@FalconryFinance Cop should be fired and

Pokemon go to jail

@memechaotic "Hey man. I don't wanna see that bs. But hey, lemme keep this mf."

It somehow got funnier every second 😂

@BrianKnepper5 @MLFootball @wufosports @lisaunger_716 @BuffaloBossBabe @buffalobillsbae Bills make playoffs every year. Do they get to the big one, no. Better than, what, 28 other teams. Buffalo doesn't suck.

@MLFootball @wufosports @lisaunger_716 @BuffaloBossBabe @buffalobillsbae Josh Allen lives in LA and not the Buffalo area tells you something. Buffalo sucks!

TRENDING: #Bills star quarterback Josh Allen and his wife actress Hailee Steinfeld were angry after paparazzi took photos of them at their home in LA after they skipped the Oscars on Sunday. 😬😬😬 Allen and Steinfeld are expecting their first child together this month.

@2pactruther @OatmealMarble @escapefrommelos Yeah, if they decontaminated it properly, packaged it, and didn't make it taste like bovine excrement.

@OatmealMarble @escapefrommelos If cow shit had good macros would you shovel that down your throat every day #foodisfuel

sometimes the macros aren’t worth it

@taketheworldmlv @peculiarellison @kittenkc4ls Definitely some type of groomer.

@peculiarellison @kittenkc4ls Discord groomer trying to manipulate you ass tweet.

IM DEAD LMFAAAOOOO

@peculiarellison @kittenkc4ls I'mma call bovine excrement here and say she has autocorrect, so it's definitely troll baiting, not a youngling. To say I'm "foaunt mother" like she'd care what her Twitter name was. "She died unfortunately... we don't know what happened... she was gone and the wandow was open."

@kittenkc4ls it happened guys 😔😔😔😔

@jiaoqiuofshtwt @dietvaniIlacola I meant you know the math for the calories.

@PhotexOaks @dietvaniIlacola I have no clue what this could possibly mean

Im anorexia

@wheatleyrot @dietvaniIlacola Please hun..

@dietvaniIlacola "i did not ete for 9yeers..." ahh comment

@jiaoqiuofshtwt @dietvaniIlacola You know the math.

@dietvaniIlacola How many calories do they think rice has???? 😭 it isn’t that much, 1 cup of cooked white rice is like 200 calories. Like yeah it’s not super low cal but if you’re pairing it with a lot of vegetables you get a full meal with a lot of volume for not a lot of cals

@Nasaisstarving @dietvaniIlacola

@eliszns @90s_Honda @makinitaloca He's just young. He'll learn.

@90s_Honda @makinitaloca oh fking brotheeeer STAND TF UP! learn from your mistakes accepts them GROW, and stop saying negative shit about yourself it’s so unattractive

Please don’t ask me what my favorite color is I lived with the girl I thought I would marry for 4 years straight and literally got her out of some really bad scenarios and we broke up over an argument in a Walmart

@90s_Honda Those are rookie numbers.

Last night was a rough one lol