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@USMC @usairforce @grok @grok damn you

@USMC @usairforce @grok tell them the chuck Norris jokes aren't actually jokes. But scientifically proven facts

Chuck Norris didn't join the Marine Corps...the Marine Corps applied to him. Heaven’s streets have always been guarded by Marines. Today, Chuck Norris reported for duty. We mourn the passing of Chuck Norris, a @usairforce veteran, who also became an honorary Marine in 2007 when awarded the title by then Commandant of the Marine Corps, Gen. James T. Conway. Chuck Norris is one of just over 100 individuals to be awarded the title of Honorary Marine in the entire 250-year history of the Corps. Some missions may require a battalion, but this one just requires an Honorary Marine. #USMCHistory #USMC #SemperFidelis

@TheIngated @Osinttechnical

@Osinttechnical I haven’t seen a bomb that big since the last time I tried doing standup comedy Folks!

Footage of US/Israeli guided bombs slamming into Iran’s Dezful airbase earlier today.

@WarMonitors It's funny how nobody gets sarcasm anymore 😭

It’s very obvious to everyone involved that Iran has ran out of missiles! /s

@oloxoy1 @grok translate

women catching an attitude because they miss you is a real thing btw

@Malc_OE @pipiru22 @Fact

@pipiru22 @Fact You will hear from my lawyer.

Because the English language is so complex, every day the average person will create a sentence that has never been said before.

@Navsteva Source? AMK mapping??

⚠️3 groups of cruise missiles heading towards Mirgorod, Poltava region. ⚠️A group of cruise missiles heading towards Hadyach, Poltava region. ⚠️A group of cruise missiles heading towards Romodan, Poltava region. ⚠️A group of cruise missiles heading towards Lubny, Poltava region.

@AMK_Mapping_ I have a question. Are there usually decoy missiles in these salvos?

2 of the earlier interceptions were Iskander-Ks not Kh-101s

Tonight Russia will launch a large-scale combined missile and drone attack on Ukraine involving strategic bombers. The target will be Kyiv Oblast. 4 Tu-95MS strategic bombers are airborne from Olenya Airbase, Murmansk Oblast. They are flying to their launch lines in Saratov/Volgograd/Caspian Sea. Additional departures of Tu-160Ms may have taken place from Ukrainka Airbase in the far east. More than 100 drones are flying towards Kyiv. Updates will follow below in a thread format

@kiotl2x @mar3uss Humongousor

@mar3uss Easily my favorite

I used to get so mad when Ben 10 didn’t use the aliens I liked

@Karmabash What's LOC?

Ukraine sources: Budanov is going above and beyond, often on his own initiative, in talks with Witkoff. Many of his chats with the Americans are kept off record and are not approved by Zelensky. Reports suggest he is trying to get a deal that will stop Russians at the LOC.

Dating a lady with a child is not for weak boys. I remember this one time I dated this lady because I was convinced that being a stepfather isn't bad. Yoh! That kid didn't feel me at all. He would just stand and look at me without saying anything. I thought maybe he was still getting used to me. He will defrost as time goes on. 4 months later, the kid is still quiet. Even when we are eating, he would come and stand in front of me, then bite my drumstick, start chewing while looking at me. It was like an old person in the kids' body. This one time, his mother left me with him and went to the shops. I was waiting by the door just in case he decided to do some funny stuff. I kept throwing him snacks, but I was ready to call his mother and put her on loudspeaker if he started crying so she could reprimand him. One night, I woke up as I wanted to go and pee. The lights in the passage were off. I found that kid standing right there in the dark looking at me, shuuu!! I started praying “Rhaa fire in the name Jesus, in Jesus' name go away bad spirits”, his mother woke up and said, “Noo stop shouting at the child”. I looked at her and told her that the kid is possessed. That made her angry, so I decided to go sleep on the couch. In the AMs I heard something breathing heavy, even a cow couldn't match that breathing. When I opened my eyes it's that kid standing on top of the coffee table eating a Banana looking at me, but why? I went to the kitchen fast, got rough salt. It was time to tackle it the African, I started pouring him with that salt while I kept saying “Satan uhambe wrong namhlanje, phuma kum”. Meaning satan not today, leave me alone. The mother woke up and chased me away, I took my stuff and left, it was 3am. Now I only date ladies without kids. 😭😭

@WarMonitor3 Why do I keep saying WOW for every thing?

Iran will temporarily close the Strait of Hormuz during military drills. Wow...

@infodexx Italians and Swedish people:

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@Bestenglishpage Female sheep

Animal Family Names.

My friend asked me to pretend to be his girlfriend for a family dinner because his ex was going to be there. I said yes mostly as a joke. But the moment we walked in, he held my hand like he meant it. His family loved me. His mom hugged me, his cousins teased him. And every time I laughed, he’d look at me like he forgot this was fake. When it was over, we sat in the car quiet for a minute. Then he said, “You were too good at that.” I smiled and said, “You were too.” A week later, he texted, “So… when’s our next fake date?” And somehow, we never stopped pretending.

@AMK_Mapping_ You know I find you're the only true reliable source of tracking these missiles launch events. Good work kiwi

Tu-22m3 strategic bomber over the Black Sea.

@uzanethegoat @Tony_Ogie

if you ever feel dumb just know there’s a guy rn entering talking stage first week of february

@HistoryLegends_ @Dimitar72937896 @Haris33611633 You're a cool guy. We forgive the misunderstanding frére.

@Dimitar72937896 @Haris33611633 My bad! It seemed as if the entire video was uploaded. Just noticed it's only the link 🙏🙏

Another great video by @HistoryLegends_ youtu.be/HXFuqxHp0EQ?si…

@martinih_2 @InsideLucysHead @super378 Depends who's asking?

@Cappibutter @InsideLucysHead @super378 Who’s I?

Husband: I have cheated once Wife: Me too Husband: 1st of April Wife: 18th of June