Capri ❄️

dont ever do no grimey sht to me & think u safe

@RepNancyMace Yeah 🤠

The innocent don't run.

6 million views and you ain’t one of them 😔

@Thejaymizy @soleiljolina Well said !

@CapriTheCreator @soleiljolina but it’s so acidic and harsh on the stomach, easily compounds peptic ulcer.

Watermelons taste like they don’t believe in themselves

@Thejaymizy @soleiljolina

@AshleyDCan Appreciate you 🤠

trends may come and go but Pokemon is forever

I make music in hopes that you’ll hear it and be inspired to make music.

@joeroganhq Yeah, we’re incredibly comfortable on Earth. That’s why we have senseless wars. Why would we go to war for land when there are other planets out there? It really makes you question our world leaders.

Elon Musk: "If the future does not include being out there among the stars and being a multi-planet species, I find that incredibly depressing."

@elonmusk :(

Only a few hundred Tesla Model S & X cars left in inventory. Order now if you want one.

Imagine taking two years proving to the world who you are on YouTube to impress her, just for her to end up with another nigga Yeah, I’m fucking retarded.

When you can’t get that girl in the red hoodie out of your mind…

@julesvictoria03 Over dinner

Men only: Would you date a Girl with big boobs who wants you to meet her parents before dating? If not, why?

@heavensbvnnyalt God greatest invention in my opinion

Boobs are the key. If he’s sad show boobs. If he’s tired show boobs. If he’s upset show boobs. Boobs are magic

@MAGANEWS_X Who wouldn’t

The world’s richest man risked jail, bankruptcy, and his life, spending $44B on Twitter for free speech and aiding Trump’s win over the Dems. He’s among the greatest humans of these centuries. He deserves a Thank you from every human. Would you thank him?

@moonchild23580 Love, peace of mind, and loyalty.

Men only , serious question Besides sex, what do you really want from women??

@popup_tddy fuck it we ball

Be that successful stoner that society says doesn't exist

@oelma__ who ?

$10,000,000 to never listen to a Jay Z song again. Are you taking the offer?

@Nate_Esparza yeah

today is the day you stop calling this twitter

@his4Everz Who ?

scam altman

“you attract what you fear” im so scared of boobs omg