James Smith
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@arthurascii @clairestrickett Well, it does look like it’s got toothpaste in it.
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@clairestrickett Yet Yamaha make motorbikes & pianos, Kenwood makes mixers & stereos, Swarovski makes gunsights and jewellery, Shimano makes fishing reels and cycling components. I honestly think nobody cares about 'brand stretch' outside an ad agency. Perhaps the lasagne just didn't taste nice.
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British meanings of “you look well”
1. You look well
2. You looked particularly bad when we last met and you’ve improved since then
3. You look larger than last time
4. We both know you’re looking unwell but I’m trying to make you feel better about it
5. I can’t remember who you are
6. You’re sunburnt
7. You look incredible but I’m not going to go so far as to actually say that
8. I say this to everyone, regardless of how they look
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Today junior doctors are walking out for five days - one of the longest strikes in NHS history
The Government wants us to believe no one supports their strike
Let's show them we do If @BMA_JuniorDocs have your support please reply with a 🧡
#JuniorDoctorsStrike
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@SeaSpitfires It took until midnight on the 6th for the u-boats to respond to the Operation Neptune armada. Thirty-five of them emerged from the bases in Brittany. By the time they were recalled on the 12th, only five returned undamaged.
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TORY CORRUPTION
🔴MATT HANCOCK did #PPE deals worth over £90 million with firm who gave their address as a HOTEL room in Beijing
And he didn’t tell anyone.
👉RETWEET to demand Hancock be investigated.
#PPEScandal
theneweuropean.co.uk/brexit-news/we…

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Lake Windermere on a bank holiday weekend.
Who went swimming / surfing / paddle boarding then?
MattStaniek@MattStaniek
@DefraGovUK @pow_rebecca @HouseofCommons Windermere.
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