CarlLeeHowitzer

@BStrangelover Hello, I have been signed on a 10 day contract to the @sixers I will be averaging a triple double

Jayson Tatum is the biggest disgrace to sports. I think Deuce Tatum should disown his dad after this shit. Fraud watch pal. My buddy @CarlLeeHowitzer is trying out for the Sixers over W*tford. BURST APPENDIX, DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE, SIXERS IN 7 #ihatewatford

IM LIVE WITH @tommyjosephalt @BStrangelover @edmundososafan FUCK BOSTON FUCK JOE MAZZULLA FUCK GAYSON TATUM FUCK PAYTON PRITCHARD FUCK THE CELTICS FUCK YALL

@CelticsMuse Sixers in 7 birds fly upside down over Boston because it’s not even worth it to shit there

GAME 7. DO OR DIE. EVERYONE DROP A ☘️

@celtics Boston cheerleaders better watch out for Joe Mazzulla if they lose he might punch one of them in the back of the head Sixers in 7

Injury Report for Game 7 vs. PHI: No injuries to report

@celtics Sixers in 7

Back to Boston for Game 7. nba.com/celtics/news/g…

@celtics Trashhhh

@DiogenesChaim7X @PenguinsJesus I will power bomb you through a table

@PenguinsJesus You are the yinzers reporter…I don’t know who Carlee is but she’s wrong

The scrutiny I endure to get my readers the coverage they deserve.

@kthen16 @PenguinsJesus Dear Kyle, when did I ever indicate I was? You are a bandwagon and the penguins are going home

@PenguinsJesus Well, even if you aren't he is also very clearly not either with sentences that start "you're not no" lol

@AroundThe412 You can live in Pittsburgh with the 15 other people left

I’d rather lose and live in Pittsburgh than win and live in Philadelphia.

@PenguinsJesus You probably are

All of the Flyers fans are convinced I’m very overweight and fat. I’m not even sure where this is coming from, but it’s hilarious.

@penguins Sidney Crosby you did infact not have a last dance

Family 💛

@PenguinsJesus @ThePoniExpress Keep raging harder

@ThePoniExpress Andrew, if you want to baby face you will delete this tweet (and your account). If you leave it up, and we lose…I will call under every name in the phone book for the next 10 years to get past your call screeners to tell you to delete your account. Neither of us want that.

Poni Prediction: This thing is coming back to Pittsburgh for a game 7. Flyers will resort to their barbaric ways. Pens won’t fall for it. Crosby Sucks chants will prove futile. Discipline. Structure. Victory. Final: Penguins 2 Flyers 1

@PensDen Pittsburgh is the worst city in the state

Agree 100%

@PenguinsJesus Dear Penguin Jackass, you can enjoy watching penguins clips until next season my dear friend

The Philadelphia Flyers and their fanbase are a disgrace to hockey. Whoever they are playing, I will be rooting for. And Rick Tocchet is not a Penguin anymore.

@hockeynutbag @Taijuanbinladen @tommyjosephalt @PenguinsJesus Dear Hockey Jackass, I hope you enjoy watching penguins clips because they’re not going to play for the rest of the season

@CarlLeeHowitzer @Taijuanbinladen @tommyjosephalt @PenguinsJesus There you go again with those award winning retorts

There’s been a lot of people talking, and questions being asked. I wanted to clarify: I am a beat reporter.

@hockeynutbag @Taijuanbinladen @tommyjosephalt @PenguinsJesus You’re one to talk Joshua Nutsack

@CarlLeeHowitzer @Taijuanbinladen @tommyjosephalt @PenguinsJesus You’re literally the dumbest guy of this group of mongoloids

@tommyjosephalt @LibsRGroomers2 @hockeynutbag @Taijuanbinladen @PenguinsJesus Jerry Jerkmate may be overtaking penguin Jesus and Joshua ballbag for the title of biggest Jerkoff on Twitter

@CarlLeeHowitzer @LibsRGroomers2 @hockeynutbag @Taijuanbinladen @PenguinsJesus nah that’s their butt buddy penguin jesus

You know what it’s been a good day. Topper is finally into the Delaware. Also Penguins fans may be more softer than Cowboys fans. Like i said they are more softer than Mr. Softie’s Ice cream. Get a grip

@tommyjosephalt @LibsRGroomers2 @hockeynutbag @Taijuanbinladen @PenguinsJesus He might be the biggest jerkoff on all of twitter

@CarlLeeHowitzer @LibsRGroomers2 @hockeynutbag @Taijuanbinladen @PenguinsJesus yea he’s a pussy

@tommyjosephalt @LibsRGroomers2 @hockeynutbag @Taijuanbinladen @PenguinsJesus He’s a fat retard don’t even waste your time he just says stupid things

@LibsRGroomers2 @CarlLeeHowitzer @hockeynutbag @Taijuanbinladen @PenguinsJesus 3-2 lardass