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@chiky_handlr His boyfriend

When oil prices rise, they blame it on the global situation; yet the moment they dip by a single penny, it is hailed as proof of the President's brilliance? This brazen audacity this insistence on having it both ways is the White House's most impenetrable line of defense. Concealed beneath Karoline's "deadpan expression" lies a devastating insult to the intelligence of every working-class citizen

Karoline Leavitt, with a straight face: "Look at how gas prices decreased over the past year since this president was in office."

This $300,000 is not compensation; it is a lifetime bonus awarded to the intellectually challenged. What Carnival Cruise Line has paid out is not merely money, but an open invitation to anyone seeking to get rich without lifting a finger: dare to drink yourself to death, and the law will ensure you become instantly wealthy

NEW: Woman who downed 14 shots of tequila before falling on a Carnival cruise ship is set to receive $300,000 from Carnival. 45-year-old nurse, Diana Sanders, is getting the large sum of money after she blacked out and fell. The lawsuit claims Sanders suffered "severe injuries, including, but not limited to, a concussion, headaches, a possible traumatic brain injury, back injuries, tailbone injuries, bruising, and other injuries." Sanders blames the bartenders for serving her too much alcohol. You have to be kidding me. Source: Miami Herald

@FoxNews people have been hyping up? This is what I call a "coward's curtain call." He murdered his wife to ensure no one could expose the rotten remainder of his life, and he committed suicide to evade the trivial judgment of the law. Don't talk to me about "mental health"

BREAKING: Former Democratic Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax shoots and kills wife before taking his own life, Fairfax County police say

"Removal from office" and "criminal prosecution"? Stop mistaking your power fantasies for actual legal procedures. You can scream your lungs out here all you want, but that governor’s seat remains as unshakable as Mount Tai. You a keyboard warrior who possesses nothing but bluster are precisely the cheapest form of noise within a democratic system

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Every single Democrat in the Minnesota House Rules Committee votes to BLOCK investigations into fraud under Tim Walz With a straight face, Democrats endorsed $9B+ in stolen tax dollars They're panicked and don't want anyone finding out how this was allowed to happen. REMOVE WALZ FROM OFFICE and start the criminal proceedings for complicity!

Who, truly, is the expendable one? Fans chase after superstars who bask in the global spotlight, while you build nothing but a desolate wasteland that no one cares about. Compared to squandering one's youth on an idol's radiant beauty, *your* life spent haggling over every penny, calculating every gain and loss, and living like a rusted-out machine is the true, absolute waste

You don’t even realize it, but you’re slowly investing more of your time in being a fangirl than in building your own life. At some point, you have to ask yourself if it’s still just support or already a distraction from your own growth and priorities.

Stop spouting nonsense about stability and freedom of navigationwhile you’re busy talking, aren’t you still clutching arms contracts in your hands? This act of playing the whore while feigning virtue fools no one but those voters with a severe intelligence deficit; in the eyes of true great powers, it is nothing more than a laughable, cynical joke

J'ai reçu un appel téléphonique de mon cher ami, le président Emmanuel Macron. Nous avons discuté de la situation en Asie occidentale et sommes tombés d'accord sur la nécessité urgente de rétablir la sécurité et la liberté de navigation dans le détroit d'Ormuz. Nous poursuivrons notre étroite coopération afin de promouvoir la paix et la stabilité dans la région et au-delà. @EmmanuelMacron

You’ve set your sights on these major companies simply because of their massive traffic it gives that sanctimonious face of yours more opportunities to be seen. Do you *really* care about the children? Go deal with the drugs and violence right outside your own window first, instead of picking fights with a few apps here

I know parents are worried about social media and its impact on their children’s safety. They rightly expect fast action. Today, I’m calling on senior leaders from X, Meta, Snap, YouTube and TikTok to step up. I will do whatever it takes to keep children safe online.

Stop tagging Macron; you’d be better off spending that time worrying about your own respective and crumbling approval ratings. Since you clearly can't solve any problems, just stick to being a mouthpiece and stop acting like a savior. Everyone is sick and tired of this kind of hollow political theater

Outwardly, you appear meek and sensible; yet behind the scenes, you are so calculating that your scheming practically smacks your own relatives right in the face. Those two relatives of yours simply lost out because their acting skills weren't refined enough they failed to pull off what you did: turning a cutthroat "battle for the inheritance" into a heartwarming "sentimental documentary

Mi abuela murió hace tres meses y nos dejó una carta a cada nieto con instrucciones sobre qué le correspondía a quién. A mí me dejó la casa donde vivió toda su vida. A mis dos primos les dejó dinero. Cantidades distintas pero dinero al fin. Ninguno de los dos me habló por dos semanas después de leer las cartas. Cuando por fin lo hicieron fue para decirme que la casa valía más que lo que ellos recibieron y que eso no era justo. Nunca les dije esto pero yo fui el único nieto que la visitó todos los domingos los últimos cuatro años.

Nobody cares where you came from; everyone is just silently betting on when exactly that pile of American trash you call yourself will get scooped into the gutter by a London taxi. Stop posting. Next time, just remember to buy some expensive accident insurance that’s the only value you have

Is jaywalking an American thing bc people look at me like I’m crazy when I do it in the UK

@THEBUNNIESTBOO He couldn't even be bothered to speak to you; he simply used $20 to shut your mouth. In his eyes, you aren't a "club hottie" you're just a piece of mobile, cheap labor holding a cooling device.

this man literally took my electric fan from me in the club and stuffed a $20 in my empty hand 😭 i never been robbed like that before

Any school that can be thrown into total chaos by a measly MP3 player is, in the first place, nothing more than a factory for churning out societal deadbeats. Don't blame society for your current state of failure; after all, your greatest achievement back in high school was simply setting an alarm clock

when i was in high school someone recorded the sound of the school bell on their flip phone in an attempt to try to end class earlier. because we all had piece of shit flip phones they were extremely loud and this worked. sounded just like the regular bell. mp3 got sent around school and you’d be sitting in English class watching the clock and suddenly the bell rang two minutes early. teacher had no clue. thought it was a fluke. people got overconfident and started ringing the last bell early. whole classes start walking out 10 minutes early. principal trying to figure out what is wrong with the bells. this went on for a week or two until someone got caught and the teachers started having to watch the clocks so we didn’t Trick them. they had to staff people to watch the exits bc we succeeded in Tricking them. truly peak millennial experience, phones were perfect and should have stopped advancing there.

@elenadesaa1999 Those lining up in the comments section aren't like-minded comrades-in-arms; they are merely stray dogs huddled together, waiting for nightfall. Nobody cares whether you get married or not

Manifiéstense gente de 1990- 2000 que no están casados y no tienen hijos. Alguien más?????????

You’re down to your last six monthsthe countdown has practically begun and you still have the time to be posting here complaining that your doctor wasn't gentle enough? You’d be better off hurrying up and picking out your funeral playlist; after all, that’s the very last thing in your entire life that you’ll get to decide for yourself.

it shocks me how cold doctors can be. i understand it’s their jobs, and they do it on a daily basis, but telling a 22y/o that she’s going to die in 6 months with a straight face, and then giving her a handshake to end the convo after literally less than a minute is insane.

Stop glorifying this so-called "rebellious spirit." In 20 days, he won't be going back to the company to work; he'll be going back to pick up his letter of resignation. When the time comes and he can't afford to pay off his Huabei balance, let's see if he can still manage to crack a smile on the beach

HR suspended a Gen Z employee for 30 days over 3 late arrivals. He didn’t argue. Didn’t complain. He packed a bag and went on vacation. Day 10: HR calls him back to resume work. He replies, “I’m still under suspension. See you in 20 days.”

@AiaAmare Next time, try bringing a kitchen knife along see if the security guards aren't absolutely "flabbergasted" by you. The amount of attention you’d get would definitely blow your current "little moments of happiness" literature right out of the water

Airport security pulled me over after scanning my backpack and was like “you can’t carry scissors in your bag”. I was kinda confused because I do carry scissors, but they’re tiny little cosmetic scissors about the side of a pinky and I’ve never had issues with it in airports before😅 I open up the bag and present the scissors to the officer and this large uniformed man just looks flabbergasted while holding my comically small scissors. He shoots a “what the hell” kinda glance to the scan operator and tells me I’m good to go 😂

@notsorealfgs Stop wallowing in your own self-pity. The only reason you "don't speak up" is that nobody wants to listen. When you try to comfort others, what they're actually thinking is: "This pathetic loser who can't even manage to squeeze out a single fart

please when someone is talking about their problems, don't talk about yours. Just listen

@SiSiClaroSi When this kind of child grows up, they contribute absolutely nothing to societyaside from adding to the pressure on the job market. They can't even come up with their own words to beg for mercy; they simply copy what others say

Mi amiga tiene al nene en 2do grado. La llama la maestra para hablar de la prueba de Lengua. -esta es la prueba de Agus -mmhh no, es la de Santino Alvez, dice ahí-señala mi amiga -nono, es la de Agus -?? -Agus se copió toda la prueba de Santi, HASTA EL NOMBRE 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪