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@cogsciclinton @GolfSpyT a powerplay by elites?!?!?!?!?! get a grip lmao
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@GolfSpyT Considering the data, it's certainly revealing itself to be a powerplay by elites, and it's going to hurt the game of golf in the long run.
They're willing to alter the game for 100 million amateur golfers in order to satisfy 500 elite golf courses and their operators.
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Is Fred Ridley the decider of what makes golf great? The rollback isn't going to accomplish what some choose to believe it will.
The ball isn't going to fly like balata again. Nobody who understands how to play efficiently is going to "work the ball" except to avoid obstacles, and if you believe in Strokes Gained math, it's going to widen the scoring gap between longer and shorter hitters off the tee.
Distance will drop a bit, and scores will come down a little and everyday golfers will lose distance because the governing bodies don't like it when an Infinitesimally small percentage of golfers hit the ball really far.
It took a century for people to figure out, but the cat's out of the bag ... golf is a power game, always has been, and the rollback will only accentuate that.
Oh...and that's before we discuss @LouStagner's conversation with the USGA. They know the ball isn't the root of the *problem*.
Ryan Barath 🏌️♂️@RDSBarath
“Regulation of the golf ball is not an attempt to turn back time or stifle progress. It is an effort to preserve the essence of what makes golf the great game that it is.” Thank you Fred Ridley
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@MMGOLFSTUDIOS that doesn't surprise me at all but sounds like it might surprise you that when the sweetspot is the size of a dime and mishits are extremely penal, guys can't just wail on driver at max speed
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@ChickenFan111 168 Ball speed can carry 290.
It might surprise you that a club Rose has never hit and isn’t fit to him in any way maybe doesn’t come out with optimal spin and launch conditions after a few whacks at an antique
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Every other sport on the planet has athletes running faster, jumping higher, throwing farther, lifting more… every single sport, every single year.
Techniques, training, feedback, diet, learning from the past, etc
Except, apparently, golf.
It’s just the tech.
Ian Ellis Golf Professional@necky_fade
1973 Masters Jack Nicklaus with a thunderous swing on the 13th tee. Apparently they’re better players nowadays and better athletes than they used to be, what a load of BS!
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@RogerSteeleJr Tiger by his own admission is stepping away to get help lol. He is literally going to rehab for pain pills. Why are you trying to hard to carry his water? Give it up man
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@KVanValkenburg Journalists or not, Dan and Riggs benefit from their disproportionately large golf media platforms. They enjoy the benefits of their outsized followings. They should also be held accountable when their takes are dumb/irresponsible
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There is a good piece of nuanced media criticism to be written about Woods coverage, but you have to do a lot more work than this lazy effort.
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing
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@Will_Rucker3_AD rj luis was shaving points in the tourney last year which is why pitino benched him & dumped on him in the presser afterwords. dude knew he had to get outta dodge or he would end up in trouble.
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@BarristeredOK @DuBoseDefense and yet you can't infer that i am saying you are probably bad at your job due to your poor reading comprehension! hit the books lawman 👍
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@ChickenFan111 @DuBoseDefense I’m literally also a criminal defense attorney. Great effort there. 😂🤡
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I’ve defended extremely drunk and high people who have been in crashes and they do not generally climb safely from crashed vehicles and make phone calls.
Cameron Jourdan@Cam_Jourdan
This photo, from the @AP, shows Tiger Woods on the phone shortly after the crash
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@BarristeredOK @DuBoseDefense hey blockhead, the literal entire original tweet is about this guys experience as a criminal defense lawyer. which i am sure he is excellent at -- based on your reading comprehension, not sure if you could say the same!
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@ChickenFan111 @DuBoseDefense You’re the person who raised that someone was an attorney, but you’re the one who knows better than those of us who do this for a living. Don’t like it, don’t walk on that plank.
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@BarristeredOK @DuBoseDefense hey man, great news- we're actually not in court right now! so we can talk about things like normal humans 👍
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@ChickenFan111 @DuBoseDefense IK you’re not an attorney and don’t understand, and never will, how evidence works.
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@RiggsBarstool pathetic which is just about par for the course for you lot
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@BrendanPorath @Skratch This has become pretty typical for @benbosk and @Skratch
Embarrassing group of people
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BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods was involved in another car crash this afternoon in Jupiter Island, Florida.
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@BrendanPorath @Skratch Skratch do real journalism challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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@Skratch according to what source? your source? this is plagiarized from the local news report.

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@CPowers14 #shrink behavior and to pretend otherwise is nuts. the 5 iq barstool mouth breathers booing fitz weren't 'cheering for the home team'. they all had too many michs in the deck on 18 and think they can substitute blind patriotism for their lack of personality. take it all away!
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Canadians cheering on a Canadian in Canada: ohhh yeah that’s so nice ehh. We just love our guys ehh
Europeans cheering on a European in Europe: oi lads we just love ah good lads innit . He’s a lad lads. Guinness . Pints. Lads.
Americans cheering on an American in America: these people should be killed.
NUCLR GOLF@NUCLRGOLF
🗣️🏌️ Thoughts on this?
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Chad out here slinging common sense takes that are loudly decried by smooth-brained covidians and quietly applauded by ball-knowers behind closed doors.
Chad Mumm@chadmumm
Most important logo rule is never driver cover for club you're not a member of. 3-wood is marginal, hybrid definitely ok. Putter cover if you went low.
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