Craig Belpedio

You know how Ted from HIMYM has his "naked woman" laugh? I have a "fuck that's good scotch" laugh.

@PeteHegseth You’re an absolute fucking muppet

This will be immediately appealed. Sedition is sedition, “Captain.”

@WhiteHouse Where do you think penguins actually live? Spoiler: it’s not fucking Greenland.

Embrace the penguin.

@SecKennedy Did the dead worm in your brain tell you to do this?

The United States has formally withdrawn from the World Health Organization. We are reclaiming our independence, protecting American sovereignty, and putting U.S. public health policy back in the hands of the American people.

@StephenM Shut up you fascist fuck

What vile, dangerous, disgusting lies. The only citizens being placed under arrest during enforcement operations are those commuting acts of terrorism and violence against ICE officers.

@PeteHegseth Stop killing American citizens, asshole

@DHSgov Maybe stop fucking shooting people, shitbirds

During the riots, one individual was apprehended for obstructing law enforcement personnel and utilizing caltrops to deflate the tires of law enforcement vehicles. Upon apprehension, the subject was found in possession of a bag containing several similar devices. The subject was arrested.

@SecDuffy Where the fuck do you think penguins live? Hint: it’s not fucking Greenland, asshole

We are all the penguin.

@BPUnion “Trained extremely well” my ass. We have yet to see any proof of any actual good training. Go fuck yourselves

Border Patrol agents are trained extremely well to protect themselves, their fellow agents, and innocent third parties. When a supposed “peaceful” protester brings a weapon (such as a loaded handgun) and brandishes it, there are going to severe consequences and repercussions. We have pleaded with and warned the media and the politicians that their irresponsible, hate-filled and false rhetoric is going to get people unnecessarily hurt, or worse, killed when they portray our agents and officers as the aggressors. They have encouraged these reckless confrontations and attacks on our agents and officers who are performing their lawful duties and enforcing the laws that Congress has put on the books. The fake and dishonest media and the shameless politicians should be held accountable for willfully misleading the public and enticing these protesters and agitators. We have full confidence that when more facts are revealed, our agents and officers will be shown to have utilized justifiable force in eliminating the threat.

@Sec_Noem Fuck off you lying sack of shit

Today, DHS law enforcement was conducting a targeted operation in Minneapolis against an illegal alien wanted for violent assault. During the operation, an individual approached U.S. Border Patrol officers with a 9mm semi-automatic handgun. The officers attempted to disarm the suspect but the armed suspect violently resisted. Fearing for his life and the lives and safety of fellow officers, an agent fired defensive shots. This violence is directly fueled by hateful rhetoric from Minnesota's sanctuary politicians. It must end now.

.@CMDROpAtLargeCA is a lying sack of shit

@BPUnion Fuck you, you lying sack of shit. Brandished it my ass

@StephenM You are a lying sack of shit

A would-be assassin tried to murder federal law enforcement and the official Democrat account sides with the terrorists.

@DHSgov You fucking liars

At 9:05 AM CT, as DHS law enforcement officers were conducting a targeted operation in Minneapolis against an illegal alien wanted for violent assault, an individual approached US Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun, seen here.  The officers attempted to disarm the suspect but the armed suspect violently resisted. More details on the armed struggle are forthcoming. Fearing for his life and the lives and safety of fellow officers, an agent fired defensive shots. Medics on scene immediately delivered medical aid to the subject but was pronounced dead at the scene.  The suspect also had 2 magazines and no ID—this looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement.    About 200 rioters arrived at the scene and began to obstruct and assault law enforcement on the scene, crowd control measures were deployed for the safety of the public and law enforcement.  This situation is evolving, and more information is forthcoming.

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

@NickAdamsinUSA Yours is more irrelevant than hers

Taylor Swift’s opinion is irrelevant.

@NickAdamsinUSA I dunno it seems to have pissed Trump off…

I don't care who Taylor Swift endorses, I'm voting for TRUMP!

That and all the grossly aggressive and fear mongering anti-Kamala ads. Awful

Watching live sports reminds me of why I hate watching non-streaming TV so much. Too many ads