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BTC bulls eyeing a breakout as we hover near critical 76.4-76.5k resistance. Key support holds at 75.3k. Base case: - Break above 76.5k > opens 78k first - Then 77.7k - Strong support layers from 75.5k to 75.8k offer buy zones - A decisive drop below 75.3k needs to hold 74k to prevent further slides Bullish momentum could see a push to 78k if resistance breaks. #BTC #Bitcoin #CryptoTrading

@GaryCardone P( of base reality ) = B/B+S where S is number of sim realities and B is base reality , so B = 1 and if we make a perfect sim then we could be in a sim so S >=2 so P >=66%

@Raindropsmedia1 I’m pretty sure they had lower reading scores during Jim Crow south and slavery times.

Reading ability (proficiency and literacy skills) among youth has declined in recent years, especially in the US, with scores hitting historic lows on national assessments. 👀📚

@Barristerstreet Do these negroes have jobs or is roaming the streets looking for outsiders to hurt all they do?

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@jointrwonline_ Got a jet for building what in this world? OH I know, toxicity.

🚨Andrew Tate gives EXCLUSIVE tour of his $90 million private jet 🤯 “Being a criminal, turns out, pays pretty f*cking good” “I guess in the end I just f*cking win don’t I”

@51bodila He needs to analyze a trillion data points on haircuts

Jane Street hired this junior at $220k-$600k /year because he uses AI to analyse TRILLIONS of data in this 1-hour lecture - he show how to research trillion of data points thanks to his machine Bookmark & watch it, instead of Netflix to learn how to do the same!

@TheMoonCarl They have the reverse midas touch. It all turns to shit if they even come near it

TRUMP'S FAMILY HAS RUINED CRYPTO Over $50,000,000,000 in investors' wealth has been wiped out from Trump's-related crypto ventures. $TRUMP crashed 98%, wiping out $17 billion. $ABTC crashed 95%, wiping out $12 billion. $WLFI crashed 85%, wiping out $12 billion. $MELANIA crashed 99%, wiping out $10 billion

@jimNjue_ Didn't work then and won't work now. Get a real weapon

Post Apocalyptic scenes from South Africa as Zulu Fighting Age Males, armed with Pre-Colonial era weapons, turn up in huge numbers to hunt down African Immigrants.

@saynotolibrandu Nope. That's not it. It's these gross weirdos

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@gnoble79 Just give this dude all of the money ever created and be done with the charade.

This is the most OUTRAGEOUS deal I've seen in my 45 years on Wall Street. SpaceX just disclosed Musk's new compensation package: He gets up to 200 million super-voting shares if SpaceX hits a $7.5 trillion valuation, establishes a permanent human settlement of at least ONE MILLION people on Mars, and deploys roughly 100 terawatts of space-based computing power. Let me put the 100 terawatts in perspective: The entire electricity generation capacity of the United States is around 1.2 terawatts. The comp plan asks Musk to build more than 80x America's entire power grid... in orbit. This is a science fiction screenplay that somehow landed in front of the SEC. But here's why it actually matters for your portfolio... The S-1 reportedly claims a $28.5 trillion total addressable market, with over 90 percent attributed to AI. CapeFearAdvisors flagged this one cleanly: when Palantir went public, it disclosed a $119 billion TAM and the SEC reviewed and accepted it. SpaceX is claiming a market roughly 240x BIGGER. Now let's talk about what is actually being sold here: Reported 2025 revenue is approximately $15.5 billion. Starlink delivers around $11 billion of that with healthy margins, and the launch business is genuinely dominant. The problem is xAI - the AI piece doing all the heavy lifting in the trillion-dollar valuation pitch. xAI generated just $210 million of revenue in the first 3 quarters of 2025 while burning through $9.5 billion in cash. Ben Brey and Rupert Mitchell - a former Fidelity portfolio manager and a former head of equity capital markets at Goldman and Citi between them - ran a serious discounted cash flow on the actual operating businesses and arrived at roughly $400 billion. Lawrence Fossi covered their work recently and the math holds up. The IPO is being marketed at $1.75 TRILLION. The gap between what these businesses support and what Musk is asking the public to pay is roughly $1.35 trillion of pure narrative. Then layer on what we just learned last week... The New York Times investigation revealed Musk personally borrowed $500 million from SpaceX between 2018 and 2020 at rates as low as 1%, while bank prime rates sat around 5%. The same SpaceX has been used to bail out SolarCity, prop up Tesla during cash crunches, and absorb xAI when the AI losses became unmanageable. This is the same playbook he's run for two decades. Use a privately controlled entity as a personal piggy bank, and when the bills come due, find new investors to absorb the losses. The IPO is structured to keep that game going FOREVER. The Texas reincorporation strips away Delaware's fiduciary protections. Controlled-company status on the Nasdaq eliminates independent board requirements. And retail is being offered up to 30% of the offering (3x the normal allocation) because the institutions who actually do the math are quietly stepping away. Here is the part that finishes the case for me: Roughly $40 billion of the IPO proceeds are already spoken for before a single dollar reaches operations. About $23 billion retires SpaceX debt. Another $17 billion retires the high-interest debt sitting on xAI and X. This raise is not funding the future. It's just plugging existing holes that retail investors will now own. In my 45 years I've never seen a deal where the comp hurdle is colonizing another planet. I've never seen a disclosed TAM that exceeds verified comparables by two orders of magnitude. I've never seen a company asking the public to fund the retirement of debt incurred by separate private entities controlled by the same individual. Every red flag I've watched precede a major bust over four decades is sitting in this prospectus, in plain sight. The Tesla mispricing is being repeated on a far larger scale. And this time the bag is being handed directly to retail. Don't be the one holding it.

@CoinDesk Zuck Bucks What?

JUST IN: Mark Zuckerberg's Meta is launching stablecoin payouts for creators.

@RoboKnowsBall Nah, if you rapped that would be the worst that ever happened.

This shit has to be the worst thing that has ever happened to human society 😭

@FalconUpdatesHQ Awesome, but not one person there is hot.

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BTC outlook subtly shifts. Resistance now at 77.5k with support firm at 76.5k. Neutral stance maintains market uncertainty. Base case: - Clear 77.5k > opens 78.5k - Strong support at 76.5k, crucial for bulls - Mixed signals persist; watch for consolidation - Neutral view emphasizes caution Slight pullback in bullish momentum; eyes on critical breaks. #BTC #Bitcoin #CryptoTrading

@ShaykhSulaiman The west is losing its individual freedoms to a techno-totalitarian Orwellian regime run by a transnational cartel

@ShaykhSulaiman The work ethic of a slave is second to none

BTC sees a shift in momentum. Key resistance at 76.2k; support holds at 72.3k. Watch for potential consolidation. Base case: - Break 76.2k > targets 77.2k-78k - Firm support at 76k; pivotal for bulls - Increased caution with mixed signals - Neutral input suggests possible range play Market dynamics shift slightly; cautious optimism in play. #BTC #Bitcoin #CryptoTrading

BTC's bullish momentum firms up! Aiming for a breakout above 77.9k, with a clear path to 78.5k-79k. Base case: - Clear 77.9k > opens 78.5k-79k - Strong support at 76.5k, must hold - Bearish risks fade, eyes on 76k for any dips - Consolidation less likely, focus on upward moves Bullish trajectory gains strength; watch for key breakouts. #BTC #Bitcoin #CryptoTrading

@joeroganhq Dude is 20 with a bum knee. By 30 if he even thinks about that move he's bulging a disc.

So this is why they say, don’t let a wrestler get a hold of you

@starter_story What about the part where he jacks off 5 times

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