Cumberdick BenderBatch

@lillai23 hug x Not one for advice, but when I get this I think of this picture, dont try and launch the load, just try and move the ratchet on a couple of notches, baby steps, small bites etc

thought I was doing ok, thought I was getting somewhere but now I’m off work as getting panic attacks now even thinking about having to go back feeling like a broke failure @ 50 is not what I envisioned for my life

Imagine there's no gluten..Penny Grain, Let it bean, Yeasterday, Gravy Madonna, here comes the bun...ok i'll stop

@ChelseaStirlin7 pincer movement!

@CumberdickB I would love to sit together but it will be more effective if we sit apart.

What food are they serving at this?...

@ChelseaStirlin7 I was going to take a more partisan approach and yell bible psalms at him till he cries

@CumberdickB You realise I am going to just sit and shout Dune references at him until he breaks down and denouces God?

@ChelseaStirlin7 I am well up for it! It wont let me hyperlink it though but its on their website under "events"

@CumberdickB We should go!

@ChelseaStirlin7 yup, sadly

@CumberdickB Is this real??

@EmmaPR78 wonderful! x

@LarrysTwin99 "Larry woz ere"

Sorry I assumed your mom had a ‘Dine Me, Wine Me, 69 Me’ tattoo.

Thanks for the memories @neighbours

Legendary

@shaloshling like a minor nuclear reactor....

@CumberdickB It looks kinda scary 😳

Tuesday

@stephenRB4 Neverending story...

What’s the longest book you’ve ever read from start to finish? 📚

@ElizaH64344 dear god!

Good morning. It’s a saucy Tuesday kinda day I think 🤭💕

@jeanisalunatic pretty close run thing but on current form Brand wins by a nose

@CumberdickB Amazing really isn’t it

You have to hand it to Piers Morgan for finding someone who is even more of a cunt than he is

@EkaBakie Genuine laugh out loud there, well done

When I see his ex