D.P. Welles

@SeanZevran He was so much fun. Gotta love a French Canadian.

@ryandriller @SIRIUSXM @ALT987fm Not unless you love radio style listening

Is @SIRIUSXM worth it anymore? I’ve had it for years. On a trial with my new car, but have to select “Listen Now” every day to listen to it. Have Apple Music with my AppleOne, YouTube, FM (@ALT987fm) is great.

@Caseykissesxoxo 🥰

Also I know I top in the industry but I am the biggest bottom ever js

@GabrielCrossXXX Such a delicious cock

Cum for a ride 🍆💦

@JamieeLynn2001 @crotchner2 Know way more guy Jamies

@crotchner2 Never met a male Jamie until I ran into one at my daughters doctors office, he’s old though so idk

ive noticed all the “gender neutral” baby names are just boys names. miller, james, blake, noah. call me when there’s a boy jessica thanks.

@crotchner2 Evelyn

@thotlikekidd They got it dirty just to clean it. It’s not about the rug it’s about creating content

I feel like it’s so much more wasteful to wash something with this much product and electricity rather than just throwing it away…

@jms_tny At least you’re hot as a side effect

Fitness and the gym for me has been almost entirely decoupled from getting hot and is instead a crucial part of my mental hygiene and emotional wellbeing. Absolute nightmare

Here is a huge positive to modern life that gets no press. I have an old 2009 Toyota, and the AUX port crapped out about a year ago. Went to YouTube. Young, enthusiastic guy explains how to fix it. It is not obvious - involves taking the dashboard apart in a counter-intuitive way, but once you see it, it's a 15 minute fix. There are actually dozens of videos showing how to do this, and they collectively have well over 200k views. Had this happened in 1995, I would have just lived with it. But the combo of the replacement AUX jack available from Amazon and the video of the simple (but not obvious) fix, I fixed it. I HAVE DONE THIS DOZENS OF TIMES. Replaced the control panel of my dishwasher. Replaced the ice maker in the fridge. Fixed a wonky sanding head on my drill press. Mastered a bandsaw technique that I use for my sculpture. On and on and on... I think it is likely no exaggeration to say billions of fixes and skill upgrades have been performed worldwide that would not have been performed if it were not for the instruction freely given peer-to-peer on YouTube. Take a moment to be happy about this. The busted item keeps performing, rather than going to the landfill. The person learning and doing the fix gains a sense of mastery and saves money. It's an unmixed blessing. Stop doomscrolling. Think of what is busted in your house, find the YouTube video on how to fix it, and fix it.

@SirHeckingson That smile 😮‍💨

Gym sesh was a success & I can indeed do my full workout locked up w/o discomfort uwu

@hungthotter Can’t wait to work with you when I come to the UK 🥵

POV: my fat dick is stretching you out

@Bigpatdaddy69 We should do a shoot when im in Miami

what’s up

@cruz4_u And what a big beautiful cock he has too. Everyone wins

True story 👇🏼 This fan approached me with respect, held a normal conversation, and next thing I know, I’m sucking dick in public🥰🫶🏼 life lesson: touch grass and learn how to talk to women Puerto Rico pt. 2 available on my pages :)

@cruz4_u @im_just_tobi_ @JasonMoodyxxx @JayTheStag Would love to capture you with my camera after our science experiment too 🥰

@im_just_tobi_ @JasonMoodyxxx @JayTheStag Amazing! I had such a great time. @JasonMoodyxxx was a sweet heart 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 He’s talented with a camera too

Did a DVP scene with @JasonMoodyxxx & @JayTheStag 😇

@StevenDehler They scrapped an entirely different story too, this version was the salvage attempt to just cram jokes in

Lowkey one of the funniest Disney films ever. Eartha Kitt killed this role so hard. Ugh miss her!

@itsstillkieran They’re still gonna see the size no matter what you wear

I’m wearing kind of boxer briefs today because I went to my physio appointment and was getting massaged and didn’t wanna make the physio uncomfortable with an obvious jockstrap so I wasn’t gonna post on OF but actually turned out quite nice

@DancesWithLeos You’re so incredibly photogenic.

I love this tbh

@mamahartx So glad for this you deserve it beautiful 🥰

I’ve always wanted to go out in a pretty dress that didn’t come from a sex shop and look elegant and shit, but everything I ever tried on made me dysphoric. A stylist I just met gave me a long white dress and it fits so pretty and I can’t wait to wear it at my birthday party :)

I also have a copy of the other initial Criterion Release, Citizen Kane. This copy is signed by actors Ruth Warrick and Joseph Cotten and editor Robert Wise

Film buffs - if you have Criterion Channel you can listen to the very first commentary track ever recorded (for King Kong) for the rest of this month. It was recorded 42 years ago in 1984 I have the original Laserdisc release but streaming gives you the fully restored version