David Calvert

@sondraa I’m going to the rangers game when they play the Yankees at the end of the month. I’ll report back

Feel like this is an Impractical Jokers prank

@biggestorca @CamHaller Don’t take a rocket scientist to understand armed robbery and kidnapping is bad

@DavidKCalvert @CamHaller How could he know better if he was never brought up in circumstances where everything he ever knew was just bad

Does Pooh shiesty not realize he gonna be prison for probably the rest of his life lmao what was the point of getting out of the record deal

@CamHaller @nbfwatall @kzbkgrunge And he’s already on parole from a federal charge, they’re gonna cook his ass

@nbfwatall @kzbkgrunge it's a federal case. they have a 98% conviction rate and he's facing life.

@biggestorca @CamHaller So his solution was to make it infinitely worse?

@CamHaller You dont understand the difficulties of being in a cycle of disadvantages and ignorance in the black community he was set up for failure the moment he was born

@CFCTTU22 @CoyoteRaider @rLonghornNation Lil bro while tech has less playoff points than Texas has playoff wins. Less playoff points than Texas has nattys since 2000. Only has any kind of relevance because OU Texas and A&M left the big 12 and it’s full of scrubs just Tech is the least trash of what’s left

@DavidKCalvert @CoyoteRaider @rLonghornNation Do your dance lil bro

“actually good” smh y’all’s most successful year in football still resulted in 0 points in a CFP game

@CoyoteRaider @rLonghornNation That’s a lot of yapping to say yall didn’t accomplish anything except winning the worst conference in football.

@DavidKCalvert @rLonghornNation No not quite. We were ranked higher, won a conference championship, will have more first rounders. But hey we didn’t get cheez its

@CoyoteRaider @rLonghornNation So you had as much success as a team that missed the playoff. That’s not a flex

@rLonghornNation Your season also resulted in that. And we were told you had god himself on the roster

@AustinTani I cracked this and got a PSA 10

have you ever cracked a CGC 10 and successfully crossed to a PSA 10?

@Mr_Squeebert @Jeff_like_Feff Exactly this

@Jeff_like_Feff I’ve not long got back from watching with my little sis, the film is like cotton candy: visually very nice and will give kids a sugar rush but it’s got 0 actual substance and won’t be remembered by most people in a week

Man it must be pretty bad to be scoring this low I guess? People who have seen it, what happened? I still haven't yet (without spoilers), is it just cut weirdly? Zero story? What happened?

@matty50cal @KC_Crypto_J @ScotPollard31 While that may be true, the movie did suck. First one was miles better

@KC_Crypto_J @ScotPollard31 Take a look at this guy, looks like he’d rather be watching an episode of M.A.S.H. instead. I wouldn’t take his opinion on the movie too seriously😂

Watching the new Mario brother movie with my wife and my son and let me tell you. I’d rather watch 15 dogs shit on my lawn

@PuckFuddleCGY @CIAngeIs @IMAO_ Canada couldn’t even take over Maine let alone the US

@CIAngeIs @IMAO_ And yet the US is a Canadian territory

Why are we letting a Canadian go to our moon?

@Rev4nant @KeviSkillz I’m an optic fan and have never called or seen anyone call faze silver surfers so guess It’s not the entire community

@KeviSkillz No I agree the format sucks, its just funny how your entire fanbase suddenly cares that much. Don't sit here and pretend the entire optic community didnt call faze silver surfers, and chokers for losing after dominating entire bracket until grands????

That right there is why this format is AWFUL, how many times do we need to see this happen. Losers bracket team coming in hot against the iced Winners bracket team, with no real advantage to make up for it. Just a free map. It needs to change.

@wilsonrpg76190 @homuracism But the kids would also be siblings, and the mothers child would be the daughters child’s aunt or uncle also.

@homuracism the mom's child would be the daughter's sibling. The daughter's child would be the mother's grandchild. It's rly more complicated than it sounds, if you think about it, it makes sense

If you impregnate both a mother and daughter would the children be cousins or what

@Rell11246661 @Zaybo2x1 @dillon_No3 @KingJames Your teammate can’t score more points than you?!

@Zaybo2x1 @dillon_No3 @KingJames You can’t that nigga just a professional hater lol.

Bronny going NUTS right now!!! WOW

@_bigounce @Tex2WestSeattle @CoyoteRaider @AmandaMAtwell We have more playoff wins than yall have playoff points 😂😂.

@DavidKCalvert @Tex2WestSeattle @CoyoteRaider @AmandaMAtwell Y’all didn’t even make the playoffs lmao talking from the sideline

Alternate view of the game this picture is from, the one Texas won 70-35. (Thank you for the best first-game back since graduating from Texas, I appreciate your lack of effort 🧡)

@_bigounce @Tex2WestSeattle @CoyoteRaider @AmandaMAtwell Yeah because Texas doesn’t need bum ass tech. There’s no benefit to playing the bum ass big 12 every year

@DavidKCalvert @Tex2WestSeattle @CoyoteRaider @AmandaMAtwell Did you not read my tweet guy ? We wanted them every year and they said no.

@_bigounce @Tex2WestSeattle @CoyoteRaider @AmandaMAtwell Tech needs Texas on their schedule because they play the weakest in the country. Tech is the sole reason they should change the rule of giving the big 12 winner an auto bid

@Tex2WestSeattle @CoyoteRaider @AmandaMAtwell Surly since Texas is so good against Texas Tech They accepted the proposal to play them every year right or were they scared because they were getting better… sit it out. Like the playoffs.

@drdr07070 @1000ton80769137 @KutterIsKing Except in any game that means anything at all.

@1000ton80769137 @KutterIsKing Finally does something? Dude is one of the best hitters in baseball history. Fucking idiot.

Aaron Judge has raised his batting average to a staggering .036 🤯🤯🤯

@AlpacaShakur @DisTrackers I do like the meowth and Rosa. Not huge on mega Zygarde as much as regular zygarde but should be an affordable set at least

@DavidKCalvert @DisTrackers I think it’s solid… great Meowth, Zygarde & Clefairy cards… just small

So many packs! Surprised it wasn’t cleaned out after almost 4 hours of being open. . #Pokemon #TradingCards #Collectibles