David Keyes

TOTAL VICTORY

Today's peace deal is brought to you by @Docusign. Promocode "FreeIran" for 10% off your next Memorandum of Understanding.

Did @Docusign provoke the Iran war as a viral guerrilla ad campaign? And why aren't we allowed to ask questions????

Rubio signing the Iran deal via @Docusign

Asim, you can stop calling me every 5 minutes. I will not sign the deal.

I would like to reiterate that I am not party to the Islamabad Memorandum of Understanding

MIND-BLOWING

Me money vs meme money

Who wants swag?

How lucky are we that the RICHEST man in the world measures his wealth by his contribution to humanity

ANNOUNCEMENT: Immediately following the signing of the Islamabad Memorandum of Understanding, I will be attempting to overthrow the Iranian regime.

I was accidentally sent the Islamabad Memorandum of Understanding via @Docusign. Should I sign it??

The biggest winner of the Iran deal is @Docusign

No man should have 1 trillion dollars. The limit should be 900 billion.

🚨🚨 Iran deal coming in next 24 minutes, or 24 hours, or 24 days, or 24 years.

Trump wanted to sign in Europe. Iran wanted to sign in a Muslim country. So they settled on England.

Old school richest man vs new school richest man

The heir to the trillionaire's heir had the aire of a trillionaire

You have to choose one person who for the rest of time will be responsible for all wealth creation on Earth. Who do you choose?

🚨🚨🚨 The next 24 hours will be a critical period for tweets about the next 24 hours

He has the aire of a trillionaire