SAD

So pissed it’s finally beanie season and I can’t wear one to class without feeling like I’m either about to hit the slopes or steal a rich lady’s pearl necklace out her boudoir #fallproblems #beanies #Covid_19

I don’t know when Ariel 11pt was the norm for writing papers but Google Docs I’ve been in school since 2006 and I’m about tired of changing the font every damn time so let’s get on that

Walt Disney: Stop Disney Trademarking The Names of Norse Gods - Sign the Petition! chng.it/D8yvc7Yh via @Change

In other news, y’all wanna buy some fidget spinners???

Apologies for my latest tweets, I was not infected by a Ray Bans salesman, my account was apparently compromised

Untitled goose game: crash the stock market edition Why honk when u can stonk

The fact that I’ve never seen fanart of a punk rockstar Cindy Lou celebrating Christmas with the Grinch is honestly a travesty #TheGrinch #Christmas2020 #Grinch #Christmas #artistsontwitter

The Warner brothers(and Warner sister) have become to me in sibling love what the Addam’s family represents in parental love. Great to see it #Animaniacsreboot #Animaniacs2020

Love how Venmo is easily as funny a social media platform as Twitter with just one word phrases, just saw 👉👈rangoon, why is that so damn funny

This is gonna sound WEIRD and CRAZY askfnsj but the way I destress is by staying up until 6 am on a Thursday night straight up not doing my hw✨✨✨

@johnmoe Davis 2020: Ok goodbye friend

Your third party campaign slogan is your last name + 2020 + the last thing you said out loud to an animal.

My brain trying to remember the color of the person I JUST saw standing over the dead body in among us: 🟥🟩🟦🟪🟧🟨⬜️🟫⬛️❔

Sorry I told u my trauma lol do you still think Im hot

@kr15kringle Oh true! I also noticed a couple other moments where he liked Seahawk’s mustache and stuff like that, just a little running mustache motif I guess

@Davis1Sarah He looks just like his original design here. So did the other characters in bows vision.

Ahem. Bow thinks mustaches r cool because his dad has a mustache. What a great son 😊 #Shera #spop

I just signed a @theactionnet petition: Tell ICE: #FreeTheFamilies. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/tell…

Wish there was a signal on your car for like “ screw u but also respect for making it into that lane like that, damn that took some finesse”

Hi I’m vibing how r u?

Everybody’s talking about that game where u collect different cats, but what about the game where u deliberately think sad thoughts to the point of making yourself cry in public and then have to rebottle up all those emotions before u get to your stats class?