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@MLBHR one more

Nico Hoerner - Chicago Cubs (2) 2-run 400 feet +1000

@TradingwithPhil @TrumpWarRoom @SecScottBessent Enjoy paying the penalty if you owe

@TrumpWarRoom @SecScottBessent Scotty is signaling to us to stop paying income taxes via payroll tax. He’s basically alluding to the fact that it’s a scam and we can take our money back by not paying into the system. For all the slow people that don’t get what he’s saying* The irs won’t be here next year

🚨 @SecScottBessent with a direct message to American taxpayers: "I want to encourage everyone out there watching today to change their withholding ... you will get an automatic real wage increase on a weekly or a monthly basis."

@FoxNews Im paying $10K

BREAKING: "More than 53 million filers claimed at least one of President Trump's signature new tax cuts. The average refund this filing season is more than $3,400." "What the American people must not forget is that every single Democrat in Congress voted against these tax refunds." - Karoline Leavitt

@FightStorage demonitize

BREAKING: Hot air balloon carrying 21 people crashes in southern Brazil

@MLBHR wtf

Trent Grisham - New York Yankees (2) 2-run 391 feet 2 today

@MLBHR wtf

Mike Trout - Los Angeles Angels (4) 2-run 445 feet +350 2 today

@MLBHR sheesh

Aaron Judge - New York Yankees (6) Solo 398 feet +170 2 today

@GuntherEagleman Im fine with that.

The people of Virginia voted for leftist Gov. Spanberger and her Democrat crew… and now they’re getting exactly what they asked for. Taxes are about to SURGE on almost EVERYTHING, hitting families, businesses, and working Virginians right in the wallet.

@nicksortor staged

🚨 NOW: President Trump just received a DOOR DASH ORDER to the Oval Office from "Door Dash Grandma" She told 47 his NO TAX ON TIPS legislation has saved her $11,000 in taxes this year, as her husband goes through cancer treatment. Much deserved savings for everyday Americans 🇺🇸

@RealJessica not hard to download an app and search for the aisle

Woman goes into old navy and asks one of the workers where the children’s socks are. The workers response was “no English”. She proceeds to ask a different worker about sizing for a piece of clothing. Once again, the worker also didn’t speak English. Keep in mind this woman is in New Jersey. What is going on.. Is this even America anymore? I’ve seen this happening way too much. @realdefender45

@sports4casuals whats the prompt to have GenAI do this?

Most efficient ways to bet Home runs rn imo Fangraphs -> custom date range -> Custom table -> Pull%, Bat Speed, Blast contact%, EV Looking for bat speed ideally >75 mph Blast contact >15% Pull% > 40

@MLBHR lowe wasnt offered at 2HR when i placed my wagers before flying out. pain

Brandon Lowe - Pittsburgh Pirates (5) Solo 444 feet +220 2 today

@MLBHR wowo

Brice Turang - Milwaukee Brewers (3) Solo 433 feet +525 2 today

@MLBHR 👀

Jordan Walker - St. Louis Cardinals (7) Solo 432 feet +550

@MLBHR lmao. now he goes

Kevin McGonigle - Detroit Tigers (1) Solo 408 feet +700

@unusual_whales Has to be the worst analogy

JD Vance: Iran said, 'We refuse to give up the right to enrichment.' And I thought to myself, you know what, my wife has the right to skydive, but she doesn't jump out of an airplane. Because she and I have an agreement that she's not going to do that, because I don't want my wife jumping out of an airplane.

@disclosetv This shit makes zero fucking sense.

JUST IN - Trump orders the U.S. Navy to blockade the Strait of Hormuz to "any and all ships trying to enter, or leave." Also instructing the U.S. Navy to seek and interdict every vessel in international waters that has paid a toll to Iran: "No one who pays an illegal toll will have safe passage on the high seas."

@MarioNawfal Yawn. Water is wet.

🚨🇺🇸BREAKING: Mass shooting at the Virginia Beach oceanfront. Heavy police presence on scene. Details still developing.

@rxhit05 learn how to vibe

I don't think learning to code is that valuable anymore

@Tim_Denning yes

Unpopular opinion: $100K a year is now the equivalent of poverty.